Quotes for every day

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The jungle is a place of beautiful chaos and untamed lessons. In the heart of the jungle, you can hear

Keep calm and do the laundry. Wash, dry, fold, repeat. Life is too short to stress over dirty socks. Drop

Reality is just a trip on the spaceship of imagination. Your mind is a constellation of cosmic thoughts. Life is

Fog is not mysterious, fog is the mystery itself. Let the fog carry your troubles away. The beauty of the

Without trucks, America stops. One thing you will never find behind a truck is a successful man who didn’t give

It’s not the end, it’s the twilight. The pause before a new day begins! If you think I’m pale now,

It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing. Gray skies are just clouds passing over. I merely

Wishing you an exciting Harley Davidson birthday adventure! May your birthday be as thrilling as a ride on a Harley!

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Lemonade tastes sweet, but the journey to make it is sour. Lemonade is

I’m not a smartass, I’m a highly intelligent smartypants with an extremely sharp sense of sarcasm. My intelligence is an

You gotta stop them at the beginning. Like they should have stopped Hitler at Munich, they should never let him

While others plant seeds of doubt, I am a scarecrow protecting the field of creativity. I may look empty, but

Cows: Making milkshakes naturally. Cow to farm: ‘You have moo-ved me.’ In udder-ly love with cows. Horns up, troubles down!

Bowling: When life throws you a spare. When in doubt, go bowling. The lanes are calling, and I must go.

The lighthouse doesn’t run around trying to save the ships. It just stands shining. The lighthouse serves as a beacon

When life gives you waves, learn to surf. Feelin’ beachy. Sandy toes, salty kisses. Beach hair, don’t care. Life’s a

It’s all ball bearings nowadays. You using the whole fist, Doc? I’m not even sure that’s a crime anymore. There’ve

You don’t have to brush all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep. Be true to your teeth,

I’m not wearing hockey pads! I may be crazy, but then again, so is Batman. Always be yourself, unless you