Adorable and Amusing Cow Sayings to Brighten Your Day
Cows: Making milkshakes naturally.
Cow to farm: ‘You have moo-ved me.’
In udder-ly love with cows.
Horns up, troubles down!
Keep calm and love cows.
Always in moooo-d for cows.
Status: Currently crushing on cows.
Just a kid who loves cows.
Live long and graze on.
Cows: The therapy I need.
I’m not fat, I’m fluffy – The Cow.
Moo-ve, I need my coffee
Eat green, eat grass.
Holy cow! Isn?t life wonderful?
Moo-tivational vibes only.
Every day is a ‘dairy’ tale.
Moo and mirth make life worth.
Where’s the beef? Ask a cow.
Cow-ered by the bovine beauty.
Udder-stand me, love me.
Keep moo-ving, keep blooming.
Cows: Stolen my heart with their moo-tiful eyes.
Love at first ‘moo.’
Life is better with cows.
I am udderly in love with cows!
Never take life for heifer granted!
Stay pasture prime!
Dairy cows are the cream of the crop!
Life is butter with a cow!
Amoo-sing, aren’t they?
Don’t go bacon my heart, I couldn’t if I fried.
Moove over, haters!
Holy cow, you’re amazing!
I’m in the mooood for a good time!
I’m soft-spoken with a heavy Jersey accent.
Cows are simply moo-velous!
Just a small-town calf, living in a lonely world!
Amoosed by the simplest things in life.
Don’t follow the herd, make your own path!
I’m not fat, I’m just a little cow-ky.
Every now and then, I fall a-cow-rt!
Herd you were looking for some company.
Cows: outstanding in their field!
Where there’s a will, there’s a whey.
Hey baby, got milk?
Cows before bros!
Full of sass and a cow’s grass.
I’ve got moos for you!
Who needs a therapist when you have a cow?
In a world full of horses, be a cow.
Moo-ve over, I’m fabulous!
Holy cow! That’s udderly amazing!
Life is butter with a cow.
Cow you doing?
I love you till the cows come home.
You’re so moo-ving.
Don’t be a sour milk, stay mooo-dy!
Have an amoozing day!
I am in the moo-d for you.
Stop milking it for all it’s worth!
Let’s have a dairy lovely day!
Moo-ve over negativity.
I am not amoosed.
Moo may be right, you may be crazy.
Home is where my herd is.
Holy cow! Moo’ve over coffee, this is a job for Alcohol.
Just living the cream.
You are udderly fantastic.
Life is cheddar when we are together.