Quotes for every day

My life is like a Facebook timeline, filled with random updates and stupid people. I’m not addicted to Facebook, I

Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more. – The Grinch If my

Laughter is the best medicine, but chocolate comes in a close second. I may be a grown-up, but that doesn’t

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. – Unknown I told my wife she

Christmas is the time when my bank account looks like I’m rich, but my fridge looks like I’m poor. Christmas

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. – Notting Hill I’m king

Why so serious? – The Joker Do I really look like a guy with a plan? – The Joker Smile,

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode. My phone autocorrects ‘LOL’ to ‘LOL-itation’ and I can’t stop laughing. I

I finally realized that laughing at my own jokes is contagious! Laughter is the best medicine, especially when it makes

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. The problem isn’t that I have

I’m not clumsy, I’m just testing gravity…it still works! I am the queen of multitasking. I can waste time, be

You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it. Love is like a fart, if you have to force

Work hard, laugh harder. A day without laughter is a day wasted at work. I don’t always tolerate my coworkers,

Copernicus revolutionized our understanding of the universe. Copernicus’s heliocentric model challenged the prevailing geocentric view. Copernicus’s breakthrough undermined the authority

Coffee: because adulting is hard. Coffee is my morning superhero. I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark

Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever. – Walt Disney If you can dream it, you

Did you know that some species of spiders eat their partners after mating? Creepy, right? The average person walks past

Did you know that it is illegal to lick a toad in certain countries? In ancient Rome, people used to

Did you know that the human brain generates enough electrical impulses in a single day to power a 10-watt light

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has