Ladies, you're not some cheap chicken value meal for every man to drive through. If he wants legs, breasts and thighs, send him to Popeyes.
When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.