Mean Girls Quotes
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
She doesn’t even go here!
I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can’t help it that I’m popular.
Get in, loser. We’re going shopping.
Ex-boyfriends are just off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.
I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!
You can’t sit with us!
You smell like a baby prostitute.
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant and die.
It’s not my fault that I’m so popular.
Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen!
Is butter a carb?
I can’t go out. I’m sick. Boo, you whore.
I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.
One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.
That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets.
I have ESPN or something.
I wish we could all bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.
I’m a mouse. Duh.
So you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins…
I don’t hate you because you’re fat. You’re fat because I hate you.
I’m out of here! I can’t watch anymore. I’m going home to make a jello mold.
I am a human shield!
I’m not pretending to be anything. I’m genuinely who I am.
You’re a mean girl, you’re a bitch!
Don’t trust anyone, especially girls with hoop earrings.
It’s not right to slut-shame someone.
You go, Glen Coco!
I’m sick of everyone treating Cady like she’s a goddamn doormat!
Calling somebody else fat won’t make you any skinnier.
You’re not stupid, Karen.
I can’t help it if I’m popular.
You don’t have to dumb yourself down to be liked by others.
You don’t own me!
The limit does not exist.
Stop trying to make everyone happy. It’s impossible.
I’d rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I’m not.
Regina, I don’t care about her anymore. She’s a life-sucking queen bee with a rotten soul.
If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
It’s not about winning, it’s about self-respect.
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss.
You can’t control how people perceive you, so do what makes you happy.
You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody hates you!
Being popular doesn’t define your worth.
The world needs more kindness and less judgment.
You can’t let other people define who you are.
Let’s be real for a second, okay? No one actually likes you.
You can’t change someone else, you can only change yourself.
Don’t let the mean girls get to you. They’re not worth it.
Stand up for yourself and don’t let anyone push you around.