Humorous and Memorable Quotes from Twilight

It’s not the end, it’s the twilight. The pause before a new day begins!

If you think I’m pale now, you should see me in the twilight.

Twilight: The time of day when vampires run around and werewolves clean up their poop.

Twilight: Because nothing says love like stalking and borderline obsessive behavior.

I was a vampire before it was cool ? thanks, Twilight.

Twilight, where sparkling in the sun means you are a vampire, not a glitter enthusiast.

Twilight: Making girls unrealistic about love since

It’s not my fault I fell in love with a hundred-year-old vampire. Blame Twilight.

On a scale of one to Twilight, how obsessed with sparkly vampires are you?

When life hands you lemons, throw them at someone and ask them to make you Bella Swan?s favorite dish.

Welcome to Twilight, where age is just a number, and stalking is romantic.

Twilight taught me ? if he tries to kill you, it’s because he likes you.

Team Edward? Team Jacob? How about Team let’s all agree Stephanie Meyer can’t write!

Vampires don’t always sparkle. But when they do, it’s in Twilight.

Twilight ? because normal teenagers can totally relate to falling in love with a vampire.

Adulting is hard. Can’t I just be a Twilight vampire instead?

If life gives you Twilight, add some humor and laugh till Edward Cullen sparkles!

In a world full of Kardashians, be a Twilight saga!

Living in a Twilight saga, waiting for a sparkly vampire to come and sweep me off my feet.

Twilight, casually breaking most of the vampire myths out there!

I am the Superhero who falls in love with the Villain’s daughter. – Edward Cullen

It’s like trying to eat dinner while a monkey is doing gymnastics in your head. – Bella Swan

Bring on the shackles – I’m your prisoner. – Edward Cullen

Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death? Sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. – Charlie Swan

I can read every mind in this room, apart from yours. – Edward Cullen

And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. – Edward Cullen

Surely it was a good way to die, in the place of someone else, someone I loved. – Bella Swan

Fall down again Bella? – Emmett Cullen

I never thought I?d see the day where I?d be willing to take a bet against you, Alice. – Edward Cullen

When you left, and he left, you took everything with you. ? Bella Swan

I’m a pro at weird. – Jacob Black

Dating an older woman? Hot. – Emmett Cullen

I was just wondering, do you do requests? – Bella Swan

My monkey man. – Bella Swan

I mean, who needs a brain? – Edward Cullen

You?re extraordinarily unobservant. – Alice Cullen

I don’t have the strength to stay away from you anymore. – Edward Cullen

So you’re a werewolf? – Bella Swan

I am hotter than you. – Jacob Black

I will not make love with you until you’ve been turned. – Edward Cullen

I can?t live in a world where you don?t exist. ?Edward

Here?s the thing ? I?m kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense. It?s like I have ESPN or something. ?Jessica

I’ve never seen anything more horrifying than you, Bella. ?Edward

I prefer brunettes. You’re significant injury free! ?Emmett

I don?t have the strength to stay away from you anymore. ?Edward

My monkey man. ?Rosalie to Emmett

Well, I?m nearly a hundred and ten. It?s time I settled down. ?Edward

My personal sun, you are always keeping me warm. ?Bella

So you’re a vampire flicker, huh? ?Charlie

What if I?m not a superhero. What if I?m the bad guy? ?Edward

Alice is in Bella’s room? I prefer fashion shows on the runway, not in my house! ?Charlie

Google it? Just because I’m a vampire, doesn’t mean I know every other vampire’s life history. ?Alice

Bella, we?re not mad at you. We?re mad at Edward, for leaving you susceptible to werewolf emotional damage. ?Esme

Since when do vampires like baseball? ?Bella

And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. ?Edward

Does my being half-naked bother you? ?Jacob

You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness monster? ?Bella

Dating an older woman? Hot! ?Emmett

Vampires like to play baseball during thunderstorms, it’s their only chance at feeling human. ?Edward

Bella, you give a whole new meaning to the term ‘edible’. ?Jacob.