Funny Bib Sayings That Will Make Mealtime Hilarious
Lunchbox in Training
Teething Bites
Drool Sergeant
Sip Happens
I Spit Up on Cute Outfits
Got Milk?
License to Dribble
Feed Me, Don?t Tee-hee
Little Leaky
Spit Happens
Drool Outfitter
Poop Loading, Please Wait.
To Pee or not to Pee
Born to Be Wild? at Nap Time
Changing Diapers: Game of Thrones
Eat, Poop, Sleep, Repeat
Boldly Going Where No Food Has Gone Before
Spaghetti Slayer
Proving Food Situations’ Solvability
Drink, Spit, Cry? Repeat
Womb Mates
Who Needs a Nap? I Do!
Silently Judging Your Taste in Baby Food
I’m Not Crying, I’m Ordering Dinner
Cuter than a Button, Messier than a Mud Pie
I’m the reason we’re late.
Party in my crib. 2AM.
Is it too early for pizza?
Spit happens.
Just did 9 months on the inside.
If you think I’m cute, you should see my mommy.
I’m new here. What’s your name?
Mommy’s alarm clock.
I drink ’til I pass out.
More cheeks than a squirrel.
I’m not crying, I’m ordering dinner.
Feed me, don’t tweet me.
Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase.
Burp now or forever hold your peas.
Silently judging your milk temperature.
What do you mean it’s not organic?
Born to be wild.
Fussy, hungry, sleepy, repeat.
I’d flex, but I like this bib.
Wrapper of daddy’s heart.
Crying is for babies.
You think it’s funny now, but it’s sippy cup time.
I’m not blowing bubbles, that’s baby talk for leave me alone.
My mom doesn’t want your advice.
When I grow up, I want to be just like me.
Spit Happens
Feed me if you dare
Change me I dare you
Bottle connoisseur in training
I’d rather be eating cake
No BOTTLE, No BURP
Foodie in progress
Drool Sergeant
Cute enough to stop your heart, Skilled enough to restart it
Free Drool!
Silently judging your bottle technique
Don’t even look at my cake!
Teething bites
Got milk?
Grandma’s little binge eater
I could do this all night, Bring the Bottle!
Dinner Time Diva
Sippin’ and Drippin’
Just did 9 months on the inside
I’m not crying, I’m ordering dinner
Burp now or forever hold your peas
Shake, rattle, and drool
I’m not yelling, this is meal time conversation
Hug life, thug life
Because I’m worth it