Bowling Quotes: Wit, Wisdom, and Humor from the Lanes

Bowling: When life throws you a spare.

When in doubt, go bowling.

The lanes are calling, and I must go.

A game of bowling is a game of life ? sometimes you’re the ball, sometimes you’re the pin.

Just hand me the bowling ball and watch the magic happen.

No one ever achieved a perfect score by bowling straight.

I can’t hit a 7-10 split if I’m thinking about the gutter.

Life’s too short not to go bowling.

When you bowl, you become one with the balls.

Bowling or be nothing.

Bowling is just following your heart to the pins.

Strike out your fears, spare yourself from doubts, and hit a perfect game.

Bowling isn?t a game, it?s a way of life.

Life is better when you’re bowling.

Bowling: It’s all about the roll.

Don?t underestimate the alleyways, they?re full of strikes.

You’re one ball away from a perfect game.

Bowling: The ideal sport where you can drink beer while playing.

Bowling: the only place where it’s okay to throw heavy objects.

Bowl like a pro, not for show.

Bowling is not about knocking down ten pins, it’s about getting back up every time you fall.

Life is like a bowling ball. If you shoot it well, you’ll strike every time.

Keep calm and just bowl on.

Bowling: the only sport where you can drink beer and still tell people you’re out exercising.

The lanes giveth, and the gutters taketh away.

Bowl to express, not to impress.

Bowling is all about the roll, the pins, and the soul.

Kingpin in the streets, gutterball in the sheets.

In bowling and in life, if a person made the spares, the strikes would take care of themselves.

Bowling is just one strike away from happiness.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody’s perfect, so why practice bowling?

Bowling: because therapy is expensive.

I may not be there yet, but I’m closer than I was yesterday… in bowling, and in life.

Bowling is my therapy. The lanes are my happy place.

A game of bowling is a journey, not a destination.

You know you’re a bowler when the word ‘strike’ brings joy instead of fear.

Bowling is an art, and the alley is the canvas.

Bowl like nobody’s watching.

Bowling: the ideal sport for people with talent to spare.

Bowling is billiards with bumpers.

Life is like a bowling ball, if you can’t control it, it will definitely go into the gutter.

The pins are not your enemy, they’re just the obstacle in your path to success.

Bowling is a sport for people who have talent to spare.

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. That’s my bowling strategy.

I bowl better when I see the world through my rose-colored bowling shoes.

Bowling: Because therapy is expensive.

Bowling is the ideal sport, a perfect combination of individual action and collective celebration.

Life isn?t about how to survive the storm, but how to bowl in the rain.

There’s no crying in bowling. Just gutter balls, strikes, and plenty of spares.

When life is in the gutter, aim for a strike.

In the world of balls and pins, I conquer, always.

Bowling is all about the roll, the hole, and the goal.

Overthinking, the art of creating bowling problems that weren’t even there.

I’m bowling on the highway of the game, avoiding life’s gutters.

Bowling is life with the volume turned up.

Believe in your flyness, conquer your shyness, and keep bowling.

Who needs luck when you have skill in bowling?

Life is a game, Bowling is serious!

If you knock me down, I will get back up. I just might take your pins with me.

Bowling may be a sport, but the alley is my stage.