Quotes for every day

Jiu Jitsu: The art of folding clothes while people are still in them. Keep calm and let Jiu Jitsu handle

Jeep: The dirtier it is, the happier it gets. I live for the moments that take my breath away, and

Let the heartbeat be my promise, every rhythm whispers my love for you. My love for you is a journey,

Welcome to our page dedicated to Bragging Quotes! Here, you will find a collection of witty and humorous quotes that

The joy we feel has little to do with the circumstances of our lives and everything to do with the

Choose your next thought carefully, it might be your last. If you want to fight with the law, then be

I’m the Mary and you’re the Rhoda. I just get really happy when they say we have to leave. Tall

I like to feel his eyes on me when I look away. Isn’t everything we do in life a way

I’m a cowboy on a steel horse I ride. This town ain’t big enough for the two of us. Reach

French fries with the speed of light, a potato will become dynamite! Sometimes life is like a bag of potatoes,

A dandelion wish is the universe’s little secret whispered on the wind. Eyes closed, heart open, dandelion dreams crossing the

The Cold War: When the world was a chess board of nations, and the game was always in stalemate. In

I hate you with the passion of a thousand burning suns. I hate you so much that hell wouldn?t be

My name-a Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice! May George Bush drink the blood of every single

Motivational Quotes Never waste your feelings on someone who doesn’t value them. The less you respond to negative people, the

An island is a world within itself. Every island to a child is a treasure island. One can feel the

Alzheimer’s is the cleverest thief, because she not only steals from you, but she steals the very thing you need

Here?s to staying positive and testing negative. Happy Birthday! Let’s toast to another trip around the sun! Happy Birthday! May