Delving into the World of Woody Sayings

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I’m a cowboy on a steel horse I ride.

This town ain’t big enough for the two of us.

Reach for the sky!

Some call it the middle of nowhere. I call it the center of my world.

I got more rhymes than a barrel of monkeys.

I speak fluent cowboy.

Life is better in boots.

Yippee-ki-yay, pardner!

This here’s a wild ride, hold on tight!

Just another day in the western frontier.

I didn’t come this far just to come this far.

If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the desert.

Dust off your boots, it’s a new day.

Cowboy by birth, wild by choice.

Just a cowboy and his thoughts, out on the open range.

Riding through life, one tumbleweed at a time.

I’m not from Texas, but I got here as fast as I could.

Life is short, ride hard.

The cowboy life chose me.

One hand on the reins, the other on my heart.

You can’t see the forest for the trees.

Bark up the wrong tree.

Knock on wood.

Barking up the wrong tree.

Out of the woods.

Can’t see the wood for the trees.

Seen the wood and the trees.

Life’s a beech and then you die.

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Leaf the troubles behind.

Don’t pine for the past.

You’re barking up the wrong tree.

Touched by the hand of the sycamore.

Fir-get about it!

Oak-kay, let’s move on.

Twisted out of yew.

It’s a whole new branch of possibilities.

Stumped on that one.

Feeling sappy today.

Splinters will never stop us.

Throwing shade under the canopy.

Rooting for change.

Cedars always seizes the day.

Branching out into unknown territories.

Keeping it poplar with the masses.

And that’s the long and the shortleaf of it.

The hickory of our times.

Just going with the fir-flow.

The tree-mendous power of nature.

In the still of the pine forest.

Bark softly, but carry a big twig.

Root deep, aim high.

Every tree was once just a nut that held its ground.

Stay evergreen, my friends.

Turn over a new leaf every day.

I’m just a branch off the old tree.

Don’t make a mountain out of a sawdust.

A bad day for the ego is a great day for the soul.

I’d rather fall a tree than fall for you.

Don’t be stumped by life’s obstacles.

Be like a tree, grow with the seasons.

Can’t see the forest for the trees, can you?

Climb high, climb far, your goal the sky, your aim the star.

Don’t pine for someone who won’t spruce up your life.

Let’s not bark up the wrong tree.

Oak-kay, enough said.

I?m not popular, but I have nice bark.

You’re barking up the wrong tree.

I get to the root of the problem.

I s-promise to leaf you smiling.

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