Bragging Quotes: The Good, The Bad And The Humorous


I don’t mean to brag, but I put the ‘awesome’ in ‘some’.

I don’t need Google, my personality is so charismatic that Google needs me.

I could agree with you, but then we?d both be wrong.

I excel at what I do because I’m a natural. Some call it bragging, I call it telling the truth.

I may not be perfect, but I am original.

I was told to check my ego at the door, I replied: ‘Sorry, my ego is too big to fit through the door’.

I don?t have an attitude problem, you just can?t handle my personality.

I’m not showing off, I’m just teaching others how it is done.

Sorry if I sounded too smart for you, intelligence tends to run in my genes.

I don’t break rules, I just bend them a little.

Walk like you own the place, or better yet, walk like you don?t care who owns the place.

Don’t mistake my confidence for arrogance, I’m just better than you thought.

I’m not showing off, you’re just paying attention.

Be so good they can?t ignore you.

I can and I will. Watch me.

I don?t have dreams, I have goals.

I’m not cocky, I’m confident. So when you tell me I’m the best, it’s a compliment.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission.

Some call it arrogance, I call it confidence.

I don’t mean to brag, but I am the best version of myself.

I’m not bragging, I’m just proud of who I am.

Even my mistakes are fabulous, because I’m the one who makes them.

I don’t brag about my past, I just smile at my future.

My ego is sponsored by my accomplishments.

Bragging isn’t necessary when you’re this good.

I’m sorry if my confidence comes off as arrogance, my bad, I mean brilliance.

If you’re going to brag, make sure it’s about something you’ve accomplished yourself.

I don’t need your approval, I’m too busy approving of myself.

Some call it bragging, I call it appreciating my awesomeness.

I’m not showing off, I’m just giving you a reason to be jealous.

I don’t just talk the talk, I live it.

Bragging: Because humility gets you nowhere.

My humility is so big, it could be considered bragging.

True greatness needs no explanation.

I may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I’m my own cup of awesomeness.

I brag sober what I do drunk.

If confidence is a crime, then I plead guilty.

Humble enough to know I’m not better than anybody & wise enough to know I’m different from the rest.

I’ve reached a point in life where I consider it a lifestyle, not bragging.

I talk about my achievements not to brag, but to inspire.

My swag is so bright, I don’t even need light.

Too busy watering my own grass to check if yours is greener.

I don’t like to brag, but I’m kind of a big deal.

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said.

Success is my only option, failure?s not.

I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

I’m not bragging. I should mention though, that I’m a genius.

Be so good they can’t ignore you.

I don’t compete with others, I only battle with the former-version of myself.

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for, still acing it though.

I’m not showing off, I’m just teaching others how it’s done.

Confidence is silent. Insecurities are loud.

I make mistakes, but they just end up being really cool new things.

Excuse me while I kiss the sky.

Who needs a superhero when you’re already your own hero.

If I was any better, I?d be twins.

They whisper my name because it?s too powerful to say out loud.

It’s not bragging if it’s true, right?

I didn?t come here to lose.

Everyday’s a fashion show and the world is my runway.

I didn’t choose the glam life, the glam life chose me.

I have a charisma so strong, it?s bringing the dead back to life.

I am not a one in a million kind of guy, I am a once in a lifetime kind of entity.

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