Funny Hockey Sayings to Keep the Game Light

Hockey: The cool sport in town.

Keep Calm and Play More Hockey.

You miss 100% of the shots you never take in hockey.

Hockey: Where teeth are optional but passion is not.

Don’t go through life without goals ? play hockey!

In hockey, I trust.

Cleared for takeoff: Ready to break the ice!

There’s no traffic on the extra mile. Skate hard.

Life needs more goals, slapshots, and hockey beers!

Ice, Sweat, and Cheers: The hockey trifecta.

A day without hockey is like… just kidding, I have no idea.

Talk hockey to me.

I make ice melt. What’s your superpower?

Hockey: A sweet spot between figure skating and prison.

When life gets rough, I go to the rink.

Got ice? We can hockey!

No offside in life, keep going.

Our blood type? Winter. Cause we live for hockey!

Less teeth, more glory. That’s hockey!

They call it hockey; we call it life.

I go to hockey games for the fights, stay for the goals.

My dentist loves my hockey skills.

I play hockey. What’s your superpower?

Eat, sleep, play hockey, repeat.

Hockey: where fake teeth are a badge of honor.

Not all stars belong to the sky. Some belong in the ice.

I’m a gentle soul… until the hockey game starts.

Life is simple: Eat, Sleep, Hockey.

Puck happens. Then you hockey.

Skate like you stole something. Like the puck maybe.

I don?t have blood in my veins. I have ice.

Your teeth called. They’d like to avoid the next hockey game.

No off days. Just hockey days.

I?m proof that watching hockey leads to temporal deafness.

They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend. They’ve obviously never seen a girl with a hockey stick.

I’m just a Cup (Stanley, of course) half full kind of fan.

When life gets complicated, I play hockey.

Hockey players wear numbers because you can?t always identify the body with dental records.

Not a big fan of reality, but I love hockey.

In hockey, ‘I went to a fight and a game broke out’ has a whole different meaning.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records.

Life is better when we stick together.

How is a hockey player like a magician? They both do hat tricks.

Looking like a snack, feeling like a slap shot.

Dekes and Dangles and Snipes, Oh My!

My goal is to deny yours.

Some call them opponents, I call them victims.

A clean sheet of ice is a blank canvas to a hockey player.

Why don’t hockey players drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Bruins have all the cups.

Hockey: It’s like ballet, but with knives.

I’m not against half-naked men. Especially when they’re sweaty and slamming into each other while trying to score.

You miss 100% of the shots you never take.

They say orange is the new black, but I still prefer black and blue ? hockey style.

The only offense you should worry about in life is good offense in the rink.

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone.

Give Blood, Play Hockey.

When life gives you ice, play hockey.

Hockey is where we live, everything else is just life.

Ice, sweat and tears ? that’s hockey.

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