Bowling: When life throws you a spare.
When in doubt, go bowling.
The lanes are calling, and I must go.
A game of bowling is a game of life ? sometimes you're the ball, sometimes you're the pin.
Just hand me the bowling ball and watch the magic happen.
No one ever achieved a perfect score by bowling strai... Read More
The lighthouse doesn't run around trying to save the ships. It just stands shining.
The lighthouse serves as a beacon of hope, steadfast against the storm.
No matter how vast the darkness, the lighthouse guides us home.
In the midst of a storm, the lighthouse stands tall, her light piercing through the darkest of nights.... Read More
When life gives you waves, learn to surf.
Feelin' beachy.
Sandy toes, salty kisses.
Beach hair, don't care.
Life's a beach, enjoy the waves.
At the shore, we don't count days but waves.
Jersey Shore born and raised.
Leave only footprints, take only memories.
'Tis the sea-sun for su... Read More
It's all ball bearings nowadays.
You using the whole fist, Doc?
I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law.
If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!
Why don't we go lay on the bed and I'll fill you in?
I'd say we're in a gray area.
Matter of fact, dr... Read More
You don't have to brush all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep.
Be true to your teeth, and they won't be false to you.
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
Smile, it lets your teeth breathe.
Got teeth? Thank your dental hygienist.
Floss like a boss!
Brush and floss, or prepare ... Read More
I'm not wearing hockey pads!
I may be crazy, but then again, so is Batman.
Always be yourself, unless you can be batman. Then always be Batman.
Even batman listens to his mom... Oh wait.
Work out? I lift two buckets of water every morning. That's all the weight lifting I need. And the best part? It also cleans my... Read More
A ladybug in the hand, brings luck to every land.
When a ladybug lands, cheerfulness expands.
A whisper in the wind and a ladybug grin, good fortune is about to begin.
In the journey of life, flutter like a ladybug.
With ladybug wings, we can fly to amazing things.
A ladybug's hug is the smallest, but the... Read More
Born to be wild and ride on Harley.
Some call it an adventure, we call it a Harley life.
Feel the thunder, live the Harley.
My heart beats to the rhythm of my Harley.
Harley: it's not a hobby, it's a way of life.
Harley in my veins, freedom in my heart.
If you can't handle the roar, don't ride the... Read More
Roar with laughter, not with anger.
Just because I'm a dino, doesn't mean I can't shine-o.
The early dinosaur catches the herbivore.
Work hard, chomp harder.
Not all those who wander are lost, some are just dinosaurs.
Keep calm and roar on!
Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.
Your a... Read More
Wishing you a birthday that is just as sweet as your love. Happy Valentine?s Birthday, my dearest!
Happy Birthday, sweetheart! May your special day be filled with the same joy and love you bring to my life.
Your birthday on Valentine's Day is no coincidence. You were born to love and be loved. Happy Birthday!
Heart-shape... Read More
Fur-real love forever
Tails never fail
Barking beauty queen
Heart on my leash
Pawsome since birth
Treats for tweets
Paw-llywood star
Canine undercover
4 paws, 1 heart
Bark side of the moon
Dogzilla at large
Born to woof
Can't bark with us
Mut... Read More
In Chevy we trust, everything else we test drive!
I'd rather push a Chevy than drive a Ford.
You can't spell 'love' without 'Chevrolet'.
I only drink on two occasions: when it's my birthday and when I'm driving my Chevy!
Chevy: Turning drivers into enthusiasts since
Life is too short to drive bori... Read More
Why don't we taco 'bout how great Cinco de Mayo is!
Fiesta like there's no manana!
I'm just here for the tacos and tequila.
Cinco de Mayo: the only day of the year when eating your body weight in guacamole is acceptable.
Keep calm and margarita on.
Let's not burrito around the bush, Cinco de Mayo is the b... Read More
In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all. It's fear. Merry Christmas! - Dwight Schrute
I got you a bear. A giant, feral, mythic, North American bear. That's right. I shoved him into a box that I bought for a mini refrigerator. - Jim Halpert
It's a bold move to Photoshop yourself into the nativity scene, but we w... Read More
Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.
I'm fluffy!
This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Touch me there and you will be destroyed!
Happiness is not something you postpone... Read More
Choosing to be the bigger person is about choosing growth over gratification.
Being a bigger person means letting go of those who are not brave enough to love you.
Always be the bigger person, and let your actions speak for what is in your heart.
The real strength lies in becoming the bigger person in our conflicts and l... Read More
I play like a girl. That's why I'm faster, stronger and better!
Laces tight, hair up ? ready to conquer the world with a ball at my feet!
She believed she could bend it like Beckham, so she did!
Who said princesses can't play soccer? Glass slippers are overrated anyway!
Sweaty hair, don't care. I'm here to win! <... Read More
It's easy to go with the flow when you're an octopus.
With eight arms, you never run out of hugs.
Be like an octopus: adaptable, intelligent, and a little mysterious.
An octopus doesn't have a blind side.
You know you're an octopus when you're all hands.
To an octopus, multitasking is just a normal day. <... Read More
You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book will be too difficult for grown-ups, then you write it for children.
A book, too, can be a star, 'explosive material, capable of stirring up fresh life endlessly,' a living fire to lighten the darkness, leading out into the expanding universe.
Maybe you have to... Read More
Workers of the world, unite! The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles. The bourgeoisie
Read MoreSuccess is not determined by how many times you fall, but by how many times you get back up. Never
Read MoreCash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M. get the money, dollar dollar bill, y’all – Wu-Tang Clan Protect ya neck, ’cause
Read MoreDon’t judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree. A bird doesn’t sing because it has an answer,
Read MoreEducation is the passport to the future, for tomorrow belongs to those who prepare for it today. Success is not
Read MoreLife is too short to be anything but happy. Stay positive, work hard, and make it happen. Believe you can
Read MoreThe sun is a daily reminder that we too can rise again from the darkness. Believe in the power of
Read MoreA successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. – Mignon McLaughlin A great marriage
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