I think I’m adorable. Saving people, hunting things, the family business. Dude, you fugly. I hope your apple pie is
Read MoreA lot of people run a race to see who’s the fastest. I run to see who has the most
Read MoreHappy Birthday Wishes May your birthday be as beautiful and cheerful as you are. Happy Birthday, dear! Wishing you a
Read MoreLast fling before the ring! She found her catch, let’s down a batch! Raising hell before the bells! Let the
Read MoreHappy Father’s Day! Even God took a day off. To all fathers: Dare to be your family’s Moses! God gave
Read MoreTime is a flat circle. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self. Life’s barely long
Read MoreQuotes and saying: teenage mutant ninja turtles Pizza is not just a food, it’s a way of life. Living in
Read MoreIndividuality is the definition of freedom. Fearlessly be yourself. Being different isn’t a bad thing. It means you’re brave enough
Read MoreI’m Bart Simpson, who the hell are you? I didn’t do it, nobody saw me do it, there’s no way
Read MoreMay your birthday be as relaxed as a perfect yoga pose. Happy Birthday! To my favorite yogi, may your birthday
Read MoreIn every grain of sand, there is a story of the Earth. Life is like a sandcastle, something beautiful we
Read MoreMay the joy and peace of the Orthodox Christmas bless you and your family. Happy Orthodox Christmas! As the snowflakes
Read MoreMerry Christmas, dear Daughter! May your holiday season sparkle and shine just as bright as you do. To my beautiful
Read MoreLlama just say no drama! No Prob-Llama! Llama stay drama-free! Keep calm and llama on! Just a girl who loves
Read MoreDon’t forget your roots, it’s what makes you as strong as a palm. Stand tall like a palm, embrace the
Read MoreBrunch: one meal to rule them all. Brunch without booze is just a sad, late breakfast. All happiness depends on
Read MoreSip happens. Caffeine and kindness. Espresso yourself. Decaf? No thanks. Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed. Life happens, coffee helps. Hot
Read MoreA hat is a flag, a shield, a bit of armor, and the badge of femininity. Sometimes, all you need
Read MoreI’m not from Earth, from the far beyond. I’m a rockstar, I can’t help but doing what’s not ordinary. Harder
Read MoreAs Cold as a Packer fan’s heart. If you’re going through snow, keep going. Cheesehead till the end. Drinking coffee
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