Southern Grandpa Sayings
Well butter my biscuit!
You can’t make chicken salad out of chicken turds.
Bless his little heart.
If it was a snake, it would have bit ya.
Don’t go down yonder, it’s full of critters.
That dog won’t hunt.
He’s as slow as molasses in January.
She’s a real Southern belle.
Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.
It’s hotter than a cat on a tin roof.
If the creek don’t rise, I’ll see ya next Sunday.
He’s as stubborn as a mule.
You’re as welcome as a skunk at a lawn party.
I’m fixin’ to go duck huntin’ this weekend.
She’s sweeter than honey on a biscuit.
That boy’s as sharp as a tack.
He’s got more guts than a bullfrog.
Are you trying to sell me the Brooklyn Bridge?
Don’t let the bed bugs bite.
That man could talk the hind legs off a donkey.
She’s got more sass than a ball of yarn.
We’re going to have a shindig down at the barn.
Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater.
She’s as pretty as a peach.
He’s a few bricks shy of a load.
We’re gonna have to fix that leaky faucet before it floods the whole house.
You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
He’s as happy as a pig in mud.
That boy’s got more spunk than a wildcat.
It’s colder than a witch’s tit.
She’s a real firecracker.
He’s as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
I’m as proud as a peacock.
It’s raining cats and dogs out there.
She’s as sharp as a razor.
He’s got a heart as big as Texas.
We’re gonna have a hoedown in the barn.
She’s as sweet as molasses in January.
Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.
He’s got more bark than bite.
She’s got more wits than a rattlesnake.
You better put on your Sunday best for church.
He’s about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
She’s as wild as a bucking bronco.
Don’t break your arm patting yourself on the back.
That boy’s got a one-track mind.
You’re as slow as molasses in January.
Put some elbow grease into it.
He’s as strong as an ox.