Beer: because adulting is hard.
I'm just here for the beer.
This beer isn't going to drink itself.
I'm not drunk, just avoiding potholes.
In dog beers, I've only had one.
I run on caffeine, chaos, and beer.
Sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come.
It's 5 o'clock somewhere... let's drink!
Beer... Read More
I used to play sports... then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.
I don't always play sports, but when I do, I prefer to watch from the sidelines.
Sports aren't my thing. I prefer to exercise my right to be lazy.
They say sports build character, but all I've built is a high tolerance for sitting on t... Read More
Happy 15th birthday! May all your dreams and wishes come true.
Wishing you a day full of love, laughter, and amazing memories on your 15th birthday!
May your 15th birthday be as special as you are. Happy birthday!
Cheers to 15 years of incredible moments and countless adventures ahead!
Happy birthday to the coolest 15... Read More
The highest form of citizenship is using your voice to advocate for those who have none.
Citizenship is not just a status; it is a responsibility.
In the face of injustice, true citizenship is taking a stand and demanding change.
Do not underestimate the power of everyday acts of kindness in building a strong citizenship. Read More
The minute you start caring about what everyone else thinks, is the minute you stop being yourself. - Meryl Streep
The greatest gift of human beings is that we have the power of empathy. - Meryl Streep
Take your broken heart and turn it into art. - Meryl Streep
The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Meryl St... Read More
Don't be afraid to take risks in life, because the biggest moments come from stepping out of your comfort zone.
Find joy in the journey, not just in the destination.
Your attitude determines your altitude.
Success isn't just about what you accomplish, it's about what you inspire others to do.
Keep your head high, your... Read More
Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. - Michael Scott
I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. - Michael Scott
Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott
Do I need to be l... Read More
They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness.
I became aware of the old island here that flowered once for Dutch sailors' eyes—a fresh, green breast of the new world. Its vanished trees, the trees that had made way for Gatsby's house, ... Read More
You're never too old to learn something new.
A stitch in time saves nine.
Better late than never.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Actions speak louder than words.
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May your winter be filled with laughter and love.
Wishing you a cozy winter full of warm hugs and hot cocoa.
May the snowflakes of winter bring you peace and tranquility.
Wishing you a winter wonderland filled with joy and happiness.
May your winter be as magical as a snow globe.
Wishing you a winter full of sp... Read More
In a world full of Dalmatians, be the spots that shine.
Life is too short to blend in. Stand out like a Dalmatian in a sea of plainness.
I don't need luck, I make my own destiny.
Fashion is the art of self-expression. Be bold, be fierce, be Cruella.
The only thing more intoxicating than revenge is fashion.
Leav... Read More
The only time salesmen smile is when they count their commission.
If sales were easy, they would make it a sport.
Don't worry if someone tells you no, it's just another opportunity to find someone who will say yes.
Sales is like a rollercoaster ride – full of ups and downs, but always exhilarating.
In sales, it's no... Read More
Goooooood morning, Vietnam! Are you ready for some high-energy fun?
Rise and shine, soldier! It's time to conquer the day!
Wake up and smell the coffee, Vietnam. The world is waiting for you!
Good morning, Vietnam! No rain can dampen our spirits today!
Today is a day full of possibilities. Embrace it, my friends!
... Read MoreI'm not a fan of sleeping, but I'm definitely a fan of dreaming.
As they say, laughter is the best ab workout.
I'm convinced that my dog is secretly plotting to take over the world.
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that's pretty much the same thing.
I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. ... Read More
Welcome to Night Vale, where time is a construct and reality is optional.
In Night Vale, you never know if the angels are watching over you or plotting your demise.
Remember, all conspiracy theories are true in Night Vale.
Don't look directly at the hooded figures, it only encourages them.
Welcome to Night Vale, where... Read More
Life is a precious gift, embrace it with open arms.
Embrace the challenges of life, for they make you stronger.
Every day is a new opportunity to embrace the beauty of life.
Embrace the unknown in life, for that is where true growth happens.
Life is a journey, embrace every step along the way.
Embrace the littl... Read More
I don't need a therapist, I just need a funny wallpaper.
Life is too short to have boring phone wallpapers.
Having a funny wallpaper is like carrying a little dose of happiness everywhere you go.
My wallpaper is funnier than most people I know.
Laughter is the best wallpaper.
A funny wallpaper is the secret to ... Read More
The goal is not to be perfect, but to be better than yesterday.
Champions aren't made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a dream, a vision.
Great teams are built on trust, perseverance, and a never-give-up attitude.
Success is not a destination, it's a journey.
You ca... Read More
The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Elizabeth Blackwell
Medicine is not only a science, but also an art of compassion.
A kind word can cure a wounded soul.
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth.
There is no greater reward than improving the lives of others.
The secret o... Read More
Workers of the world, unite! The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles. The bourgeoisie
Read MoreSuccess is not determined by how many times you fall, but by how many times you get back up. Never
Read MoreCash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M. get the money, dollar dollar bill, y’all – Wu-Tang Clan Protect ya neck, ’cause
Read MoreDon’t judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree. A bird doesn’t sing because it has an answer,
Read MoreSuccess is not the result of one person’s effort, but the teamwork of dedicated individuals. Believe in yourself and your
Read MoreDid you know that lobsters are a great source of protein? Lobsters are naturally low in fat, making them a
Read MoreI am a part of all that I have met. The happiness of a man in this life does not
Read MoreI am always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. – Winston Churchill The greatest lesson
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