Dumb People Quotes – A Collection of Hilariously Absurd Statements
I don’t need to wear a mask, I have a strong immune system.
Does it rain at night?
Why do they put expiration dates on water bottles?
Is it possible to run out of air in space?
Do fish ever get thirsty?
If you cut a potato in half, does it become two potatoes or two half-potatoes?
If you eat a watermelon seed, will a watermelon grow in your stomach?
Why do they make bumpy roads? It’s so annoying to drive on them!
If you mix water and oil, can you drink it and get hydrated and full at the same time?
Why do people say ‘heads up’ when they want you to duck?
Can you build a bridge from one country to another?
If time travel is possible, why haven’t we met any time travelers?
If you eat a whole cake, but replace the calories by drinking diet coke, does the cake still count?
If mirrors reflect everything, why can’t we see through them?
If you dig a hole through the Earth, where would you end up?
Why do they call it rush hour if nothing moves?
If you drop a bar of soap on the floor, does it become dirty?
Can you see the Great Wall of China from space?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Do ants get sad when you step on them?
If two mind readers read each other’s minds, whose mind are they reading?
Does the sun come out at night in other countries?
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
If you put a chameleon on a mirror, will it change color?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Does lightning come before or after thunder?
Can you catch a cold from a computer virus?
If a food item says ‘microwave for 3 minutes’, is that the same as saying it takes 3 minutes to microwave?
Can you travel to the future by going to bed early?
If you swallow a seed, will it grow into a tree inside you?
Why do they call them buildings if they are already built?
If you stand on a scale at midnight, are you weighing yourself for the next day?
Can you breathe underwater if you have a snorkel?
Why do they call it a pencil lead if it’s made of graphite?
If you lick a stamp, is it considered a meal?
Why do they call it a driveway if you park on it, and a parkway if you drive on it?
Can you get a sunburn from moonlight?
Is it possible to swim in a pool of jello?
Why do they call it a jacket potato if you can’t wear it?
Can you paint a house using watercolors when it’s raining?
Why don’t we use 100% of our brains if they say we only use 10%?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the Earth?
Can you hear silence?
Why do they call it a pair of pants if it’s only one?
Why do they call it a computer virus? Can it spread to humans?
If you freeze water, does it become frozen?
Why do they call it a hamburger if there’s no ham?
If a plane crashes on the border of two countries, where do they bury the survivors?
If you drop your phone in water, can you dry it by putting it in the microwave?
Why do they say ‘break a leg’ for good luck when going on stage? Won’t that actually be bad luck?