Incorrect Fire Emblem Quotes

I may be a dragon, but I’m certainly not interested in hoarding gold. I prefer hoarding books instead.

I pity my enemies, for they have yet to witness the true power of my fabulous hair.

My strategy is simple: I just hit things until they stop moving.

Why use a sword when I can defeat my enemies with a dance routine?

I may be a prince, but I’m also a master at baking cookies. Want one?

I think my horse is secretly plotting against me. It always gives me that evil stare.

I’ve solved the mystery of the missing socks. They’re actually being stolen by tiny dragons!

I have a secret weapon: my incredibly adorable pet hamster. No one can resist its cuteness!

I don’t fight for glory or honor. I fight for the perfect cup of tea.

I’ll be the best tactician this world has ever seen… if only I could stop losing my chess pieces.

I believe in the power of love, friendship, and really cheesy pickup lines.

My favorite part of battle is when my enemies apologize to me for attacking. It’s just so polite!

I’ve developed a new combat technique: intimidating my foes with my amazing eyebrows.

I’m not a natural-born leader, but I make up for it with my impressive collection of shiny armor.

I’m convinced that the key to victory in battle is a well-executed pun. Prepare to be defeated by my wit!

I’ve been practicing my sword skills, but my enemies are more afraid of my killer dance moves.

I’m not just a warrior; I’m a fashion icon. Who says you can’t slay monsters in style?

I may be small in stature, but my magical powers pack a big punch. Prepare to be amazed!

I don’t need an army to win battles. My trusty sidekick, a talking parrot, is all I need.

I have a confession to make: I’m secretly in love with my own reflection.

I don’t use weapons in battle. I prefer to defeat my enemies with my deadly glare.

I may have the appearance of a delicate flower, but I have the heart of a fierce dragon.

I’m the master of disguise. I once infiltrated the enemy camp dressed as a potted plant.

I have a perfect memory for battle tactics… but I always forget where I put my keys.

I may be a noble knight, but my true passion is painting watercolors.

I’ll never lose a battle again. I’ve invented a new weapon: the tickle sword!

Instead of fighting, let’s all sit down and have a nice cup of tea. It’s much more civilized.

I’ve learned that the key to diplomacy is giving everyone a bear hug. No one can resist my charm!

I don’t need lucky charms to win battles. I rely on my powerful mustache to bring me victory.

I’ve discovered the secret to immortality: a daily dose of chocolate cake.

I don’t believe in luck. I believe in the power of a dramatically timed entrance.

I’m not just a knight. I’m a knight who can knit a fabulous sweater in record time.

I don’t need a fancy mount. I ride into battle on a giant rubber duck.

I’m convinced that the secret to winning battles is a perfectly executed hair flip.

I have an impeccable sense of direction, except when it comes to finding my way out of a maze.

I may be a noble, but I’ve never turned down a good pie-eating contest. Nothing beats a delicious victory!

My enemies fear me for my skill with a sword. Little do they know, I’m secretly a master of interpretive dance.

I intimidate my enemies by staring deeply into their souls… and then challenging them to a dance-off.

I’ve discovered that the most effective battle strategy is to serenade my foes with love songs. It’s surprisingly effective!

I’ll never be defeated, not when I have the power of my lucky socks on my side.

I may be a brilliant tactician, but I’m also an expert in the art of catching fireflies. It’s all about balance.

My enemies think they can defeat me, but little do they know, I have a whole army of adorable kittens on my side.

My battle cries are so powerful, they can be heard across the entire continent. It’s the key to victory, really!

I don’t need fancy weapons to defeat my enemies. My trusty frying pan is all I need for a knockout victory.

I’ve mastered the art of teleportation, but I always end up in the wrong place. It’s my special talent.

My strategy is simple: I unleash my pet snake on my enemies and wait for them to faint from fear.

I don’t need an army behind me. I have a super squad of loyal squirrels ready to protect me at all times.

I refuse to fight in battle until I’ve had my morning coffee. It’s just not civilized otherwise.

I’m not just a knight in shining armor. I’m a knight in shining armor who can juggle flaming swords. Impressed?

I’m convinced that the secret to victory lies in a well-groomed beard. It’s an intimidation tactic, you know.