Lazy Quotes Funny

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.

I’ve mastered the art of doing nothing.

I always have grand plans, but then my laziness kicks in.

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a lounge.

My laziness is like the Bermuda Triangle – things go in and they never come out.

I believe in a balanced life – equal parts laziness and procrastination.

I love finding the easiest way to do nothing.

I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for more important things.

I’m on a strict ‘laze and graze’ diet.

I’m like a sloth – slow-moving and always looking for a good nap spot.

Laziness is my superpower.

I’ll procrastinate tomorrow.

My laziness is so advanced, it does all the work for me.

I’m in a committed relationship with my couch.

I enjoy doing nothing so much, I’ll even do it tomorrow.

I’m not lazy, I’m just waiting for the right moment to not do something.

I’m not a morning person. Actually, I’m not even an ‘afternoon’ person.

I aspire to be as lazy as my dog.

I avoid exercise like it’s the plague… which it basically is.

I’m like a ninja, you’ll never see me move… except to get the remote.

Laziness is the mother of all invention.

The laziest person brings out the best in others by not lifting a finger.

I’m not sleeping, I’m just meditating horizontally.

If I had a dollar for every time I procrastinated, I’d become a billionaire… eventually.

Lazy people are often the most innovative, because they find the easiest solutions.

I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.

I’m not lazy, I’m just a highly-efficient energy conservationist.

I’m not lazy, I just have a strong aversion to unnecessary movement.

I’m on a one-way ticket to Snoozeville.

My laziness knows no limits – except when it comes to finding the TV remote.

I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for when it really matters… like dessert.

My laziness is an art form.

If there was an Olympic sport for laziness, I would definitely come in second place… because someone else would have to compete for me.

Laziness is the key to a stress-free life… or so I’ve heard.

I’m not lazy, I’m just allergic to unnecessary movement.

Laziness is contagious. Stay away or risk catching a nap.

I’m in a committed relationship with my bed, we’re practically married.

I’m not lazy, I just have an advanced degree in the art of doing nothing.

Laziness is not an obstacle, it’s a lifestyle choice.

I don’t run away from my problems, I slowly stroll away to buy snacks.

I’m not lazy, I’m just embracing the joy of absolute relaxation.

I refuse to be a victim of energy waste – hence my laziness.

I’m like a snail, but without the ambition.

I may not be the fastest, but I’m definitely the most committed to not doing anything.

I’m the master of avoiding work… it’s like a talent.

I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.

Embracing my laziness is my secret to inner peace.

I’ve discovered the secret to living a long life – never exert yourself.

I’m not lazy, I’m just a professional relaxer.

Laziness is a virtue… or at least that’s what I keep telling myself.