Funny College Quotes

College: where sleep is a myth and caffeine is your best friend.

If procrastinating was an Olympic sport, I’d still be training for it.

College: where the library is a second home, but the actual home is just for sleeping.

Naps are like short-term time travel during college.

I may be broke in college, but I’m rich in ramen noodles.

College: where 8 a.m. classes feel like a form of cruel and unusual punishment.

The only math I use in college is calculating how many hours I can sleep before my next class.

College professor: ‘Read Chapter 13.’ Me: *reads the first sentence and pretends to understand*

If I had a dollar for every time I questioned my life choices in college, I could afford to drop out.

College: where the syllabus is scarier than any horror movie.

I go to college for the parties… the parties in my dreams, that is.

Textbooks are just really expensive paperweights in college.

College: where independence and crippling student loan debt go hand in hand.

If learning was a superpower, I’d be the Flash in college… because I’m always running late.

College diet: pizza, coffee, and dreams of a healthier lifestyle.

I’m not a morning person, but I pretend to be one in college.

If attendance was a grade, I would have a PhD in skipping class.

My alarm clock is my worst enemy in college.

College: where you can simultaneously feel overwhelmed and underwhelmed by everything.

Group projects in college: the ultimate test of patience and teamwork.

If I had to choose between sleep and good grades in college, I’d probably choose sleep… and then panic later.

College: where a 10-page paper seems shorter than a 2-hour lecture.

Procrastinating in college is a skill that takes years of practice to master.

College: where ‘All-Nighter’ becomes a legitimate lifestyle choice.

In college, ‘I’ll do it later’ is my mantra.

College: the only place where wearing pajamas to class is socially acceptable.

The hardest part of college is trying to sound smart during discussions.

College tip: always carry snacks to ward off hunger and existential crises.

In college, the most valuable thing you learn is how to BS your way through any situation.

College: where you pay to be stressed, sleep-deprived, and perpetually confused.

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just embracing the creative process in college.

My superpower in college is turning coffee into tears of exhaustion.

College: where you’re expected to have your life together, but actually spend most of your time in sweatpants.

The library is my sanctuary in college… until I fall asleep in one of the armchairs.

College: where time flies faster than your ability to finish assignments.

Coffee is the only thing that keeps me going in college… and the fear of being a disappointment to my parents.

If Google disappeared, college students would be lost… like a freshman on the first day of class.

College: where you end up spending more time looking for parking than actually attending lectures.

College = permanent state of confusion.

College is all about mastering the art of pretending to pay attention.

College tip: avoid looking at your bank account to maintain a sense of false security.

College: where the syllabus is longer than most novels.

I’m not sure if I chose college or if college chose me… either way, I’m here.

Being a broke college student is a good reminder to appreciate the little things in life… like free food at campus events.

College: where the WiFi is stronger than my will to study.

Surviving college is all about finding the perfect balance between caffeine and meltdowns.

If I had a nickel for every time I said ‘I’ll do it tomorrow’ in college, I could pay off my student loans.

I don’t always know the answer in college, but when I do, it’s usually on the final exam.

College: where you can develop a deep love-hate relationship with your alarm clock.

The real graduation ceremony is not when you get your diploma; it’s when you finally pay off your student loans.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Our Latest Posts

Spartacus quotes

I am Spartacus, and I will not be silenced. Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an

Read More

Proud to Be an American Quotes

I am proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free. – Lee Greenwood In America, you

Read More

Robots Movie Quotes

I am programmed to serve humans, but I dream of a world where robots are equals. In the end, it’s

Read More

Pippi Longstocking Quotes

I am Pippi Longstocking, the strongest girl in the world! I don’t worry about the future, because I’m having too

Read More

Most popular posts

Inventor Quotes

Innovation is seeing what everyone else has seen and thinking what no one else has thought. – Albert Szent-Gyorgyi The

Read More

Home Away From Home Quotes

Home is not a place, it’s a feeling. Every time I leave my home, I find a new one in

Read More

Discover the Beauty of Widget Quotes Aesthetic

A widget is like a piece of art that adds beauty to your screen. Widgets are the cherry on top

Read More

Interesting Facts About Andrew Jackson

Andrew Jackson was the first president to ride on a railroad train. Jackson was the only president to pay off

Read More