Ron Burgundy Quotes

I’m kind of a big deal.

Stay classy, San Diego.

I believe in two things: love and great hair.

Put on some smooth jazz, and let the magic happen.

I’m sorry, I don’t speak Spanish. In English, please.

I’m not a doctor, but I’ll take a look.

I’m a glass case of emotions.

I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal.

I’m cool to the touch, but hot on the mic.

I’m not telling you to go, but I’m also not telling you to stay.

I don’t read the news, I make it.

I’m not lunging, I’m lunging forward.

I’m a news anchor, not a mathematician.

I’m a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride.

I’m not a hugger, but I hug back.

I’m an anchorman. I’m supposed to say the news, not listen to it.

I’m a glass of scotch, neat.

I’m a Sunday afternoon, gentle and serene.

I’m not good at interviews, but I’m great at being Ron Burgundy.

I’m not a fan of bees; they make me wildly uncomfortable.

I’m an enigma wrapped in a burrito.

I’m not a man of many words, but the words I have are gold.

I’m sorry, did someone just say Scotchy Scotch Scotch?

I’m a gift from the news gods, wrapped in a stylish suit.

I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also ridiculously well-dressed.

I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV.

I’m not sweating, I’m glowing.

I’m kind of a big deal on the airwaves.

I’m not afraid to admit it, I love lamp.

I’m not a role model, but I’m definitely a fashion icon.

I’m a glass of warm milk before bed.

I’m not here to blend in, I’m here to stand out.

I’m a lover, not a fighter, but I’ll fight for love.

I’m not a weatherman, but I can predict a high chance of awesome.

I’m not giving advice, I’m giving life lessons.

I’m a news anchor, but deep down I’m a jazz musician.

I’m not a fan of cats, but I love a good cat meme.

I’m a newsman by day, lover by night.

I’m not taking sides, but I’m always on the side of good taste.

I’m not one to brag, but I have a mustache that can stop traffic.

I’m not here to judge, I’m here to report the news.

I’m a scotch on the rocks, smooth and full-bodied.

I’m not just a pretty face, I also have a voice like honey.

I’m not a superhero, but I can save the evening news.

I’m a connoisseur of fine scotches and bold fashion choices.

I’m not just a news anchor, I’m a ray of sunshine in a dark world.

I’m not a fan of rollerblades, but I do enjoy a good jazzercise session.

I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I can play a mean jazz flute.

I’m not a believer in luck, I believe in hard work and perfectly coiffed hair.

I’m Ron Burgundy, and I’m here to make the news fun again.