I didn't choose the badge, the badge chose me.
Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs commit any crimes.
Running from the police only works in movies, trust me!
I fight crime, what's your superpower?
Coffee by day, justice by night.
I'm a cop, not a magician - but I can see straight through your lies.
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Forget Princess, I want to be a Scientist.
Act like a Lady, Think like a Boss.
Kind Heart, Fierce Mind, Brave Spirit.
Princess? No thanks, I'd rather be the Queen.
Sunshine mixed with little Hurricane.
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition.
A beautiful mess.
Shine like stars.
Embrace ... Read More
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Trust me, you can dance. - Tequila
Weekends are made for tequila.
Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot.
Save water, drink tequila.
When life gives you lemons, gra... Read More
Dear future husband, prepare to be my forever adventure.
Dear future husband, together we will create a love that will never fade.
Dear future husband, I'm patiently waiting for the story that we'll write together.
Dear future husband, our love will turn ordinary days into extraordinary ones.
Dear future husband,... Read More
The years spent in isolation have not equipped him with the tools necessary to judge right from wrong.
I'm not finished.
Because you asked me to.
Hold me. I can't.
You see, before he came down here, he was all alone. It made him very lonely living?all alone.
I?d give my left hand to be ambidextrous!
<... Read MoreEat my dust, fellas. This is how I ride!
Adventure may hurt you, but monotony will kill you. Let's ride!
Dirt is my makeup. Race fuel is my perfume.
Mud, sweat, and gears - the dirt biker's life.
Sure, I ride like a girl. Wanna keep up?
Find your freedom in the dirt.
Dirt biking - a love story wri... Read More
May the magic of the Christmas morning light up your day joyfully and bright!
Wishing you a Christmas morning full of laughter, love, and a touch of holiday mischief!
May your Christmas morning be wrapped up with cheer and filled with warmth and love.
Here's a Christmas morning wish for loads of fun, plenty of gifts, and... Read More
To die is easy; it's living that's difficult.
Pain is always equidistant, no matter where you are.
The weak fear happiness itself. They can harm themselves on happiness.
You can find something truly important in an ordinary minute.
The human heart is like the reflection on the surface of water. The mouth says thi... Read More
The tiger's stripes are as unique as fingerprints.
Roar with the courage of a tiger.
Unleash the tiger within you.
With a heart like a tiger, no prey too big.
Eyes of a tiger, heart of a lion.
Tigers don't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep.
Born a tiger, not meant to live as a kitten.
H... Read More
Live life in black and white like a panda.
Just be pawsitive!
Keep calm and hug a panda.
Panda-monium is my kind of fun.
I'm not lazy, I'm just panda-ing.
Being unique is panda's secret, black and white yet loved all over.
Panda to your own desires.
Live large and eat bamboo like a panda. ... Read More
Love doesn't hurt. What you want from it does.
The most powerful prison is one when you don't even know that you're locked up.
To be the best you must be able to handle the worst.
Your new life will cost you your old one. Remember, it's difficult to progress and hold onto comfort at the same time.
Don?t let the w... Read More
Stereotypes are like a roadmap; they don't show the journey and they might even lead you astray.
Breaking down stereotypes isn't as heavy a task when we realize they're made of nothing but paper.
Stereotypes are the enemies of understanding; the more we broaden our perception, the less hold they have.
Stereotypes are lik... Read More
May the grace of God shower on you more and more. Happy Birthday, pastor's wife.
May your life be as sweet as your heart is. Wishing you a joyful Birthday, Pastor's wife.
Your kind heart radiates God's love every day. A very special Birthday wish to you, dear pastor's wife.
Your devotion and faith are inspiring. Here's t... Read More
Covering up in style!
Smiling underneath, swear!
Yes, it?s designer... Crushing COVID fashionably.
I smile, You guess!
Silencing sneezes since
Cough-blocker!
My mask protects, my style slays.
Who needs lipstick?
Frown underneath? You'll never know!
In mask, we trust... Read More
May your line always be tight and your bait always bite.
Fishing is the anticipation, not the realization.
Fish on! Best of luck, mate!
May the fish be ever in your favor.
Cast your troubles away, good luck on your fishing day!
Don?t be afraid to lose bait, be afraid of not catching a big one!
May... Read More
Leap into the world, just like a frog!
To feel froggy, you must take the leap.
Be a frog in the pool of life, not a frog in the well.
Don't be such a tad-pole, lighten up!
Even a frog can't stop hopping towards its dreams.
Feel froggy, then hop!
Be a leap ahead, just like a frog.
Stay calm... Read More
No party like a bachelor party.
Groom squad in full swing!
Last stint of stint singlehood.
Trading in his bachelor degree.
Sip, sip hooray, the bachelor's last day!
One last ride for the man of pride.
From single to mingle with a jingle.
Caution: Bachelor's last night of freedom.
G... Read More
Cheer Loud, Cheer Proud!
Fly High, Do or Die, Dare to Dream, Cheer Extreme!
Cheerleaders: Front Row Tickets to Every Game!
Cheerleaders Do Not Sweat, They Sparkle!
If Cheerleading Was Easy, It Would Be Called Football!
Keep Calm and Tumble On!
Life Is Short, Cheer Hard!
Don't Just Stand Th... Read More
Cash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M. get the money, dollar dollar bill, y’all – Wu-Tang Clan Protect ya neck, ’cause
Read MoreLove knows no bounds. In your embrace, I find solace. Every day with you is a blessing. Your love completes
Read MoreAge is just a number, wisdom is timeless. With age comes wisdom, and a few more wrinkles. Growing older is
Read MoreI would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss. – Gomez Morticia, you’re so beautiful.
Read MoreThe river calls, and I must answer. In the end, all will be devoured. The taste of victory is always
Read MoreSometimes you have to roll the hard six. – Admiral William Adama All this has happened before, and all this
Read MoreStress is the friction that smooths out the rough edges of life. When life gives you lemons, squeeze out the
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