Funny Gay Quotes

The only thing straight about me is my posture.

I’m not just gay, I’m ecstatic!

Being gay isn’t a choice, but being fabulous definitely is!

I came out of the closet, and now I can’t find my way back in. It’s too fabulous out here!

I’m not gay, I just have a really good sense of style.

I put the ‘gay’ in ‘let’s slay’.

Shoes are like feelings, they come in all colors and sizes.

I may not be straight, but my eyeliner is always on point.

I’m here, I’m queer, and I brought snacks!

Some people say I’m dramatic, but I just like to call it my natural flair.

I’m not a regular gay, I’m a cool gay.

Honey, I’m fabulous, and that’s why they hate me.

I’m so gay, even my tears sparkle.

I don’t need a prince charming, I need a prince charming with a sense of humor.

Straight people can be so boring, who needs them?

Love isn’t a crime, but my fashion choices might be.

I’m not gay, I just happen to love glitter, rainbows, and a good show tune.

My life is like a drag show, always entertaining.

Straight people might have more options, but gay people have better taste.

Love is love, but it’s even better when there’s a dance floor involved.

I don’t have a rainbow flag, I have a rainbow cape.

Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can have a princess in fabulous heels?

I don’t need a gym membership, dancing at the club is my daily workout.

Being gay is like having a subscription to fabulousness.

I’m not a stereotype, I’m just authentically fabulous.

I may be gay, but my sense of humor is straight fire.

I’m like a gay superhero, fighting for justice and fabulousness.

Being fabulous is a full-time job, but somebody’s gotta do it.

I’m not gay, I’m ‘G.A.Y.’ – ‘Glamorous And Youthful’.

I don’t need a coming out party, I’ve been fabulous since day one.

I’m gay and proud, but more importantly, I’m gay and funny.

Why fit in when you were born to stand out… in a fabulous outfit?

Being gay is a blessing, but being funny is an extra special gift.

I may not have it all figured out, but at least my outfits are always on point.

I’m not afraid of the rainbow, I am the rainbow.

Straight people are like black and white movies – I prefer technicolor!

I’m gay, but my humor is pansexual – it appeals to everyone.

I don’t just break hearts, I break gender norms too.

There’s no such thing as too much glitter, darling.

Being gay isn’t a phase, but my fashion sense might be.

I may be gay, but my love for pizza is for everyone.

I didn’t choose to be fabulous, it chose me.

If loving yourself is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

I’m not just gay, I’m a trendsetter.

Gay rights are important, but so is a good sense of humor.

Why be straight when you can be fabulous?

I’m not a lost soul, I’m just navigating the glittery path towards self-discovery.

Gay people are like unicorns, rare and magical.

I’m gay and I like it that way, but I also like a good joke.

Life’s too short to be anything but fabulous and funny.

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