10 Memorable Quotes from Robin Hood – Men in Tights

Unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.

I steal from the rich and give to the poor, but mostly I just keep it for myself.

Why should the rich have all the fun? They are rich. They are more privileged. They are happier…

I have returned, and this time I am truly… outrageous.

I fight for injustice, for the underdog, and for the right to wear tights without judgement.

Yes, well, at least we’re not the bad guys. That’s what counts, right?

Stealing from the rich is a dirty job, but somebody’s gotta do it.

I may not be the best archer in Sherwood Forest, but I sure know how to make an entrance.

I don’t need a fancy title to make a difference. I’m Robin Hood, defender of the downtrodden and master of disguise.

Who needs a Prince Charming when you have a Prince of Thieves?

They say money can’t buy happiness, but I say it sure can buy a really nice bow and arrow.

In the game of life, I’m always aiming for a bullseye.

Stealing from the rich is my superpower, and I use it for good.

Hear ye, hear ye! Robin Hood is in the house, and he’s ready to do some serious redistributing of wealth.

Tights may not be the most practical outfit for a forest, but they sure do make a fashion statement.

I don’t need a fancy castle to be a hero. I’m quite comfortable living in the woods, thank you very much.

Some call me a thief, but I prefer the term ‘professional wealth relocator.’

I may not have a crown, but I’m the king of the forest.

They may have the money, but I have the skills. And skills always beat money.

I don’t just take from the rich, I take from the super rich. It’s all about leveling the playing field.

I may be a bandit, but at least I’m a well-dressed bandit.

I may not have a noble title, but I have the heart of a hero.

When it comes to stealing from the rich, I’m the best in the business. And business is booming.

I may not have a fancy castle, but I have the love and respect of the people.

Yes, I wear tights. But I also wear them with pride, knowing that I’m fighting for what’s right.

Money can’t buy honor, but it sure can buy a lot of arrows.

In Sherwood Forest, justice is blind. Especially when I’m wearing my mask.

I may be small, but my aim is true. That’s why they call me the Little John.

I may not have a cape, but I do have a hood. And it’s a pretty awesome hood, if I do say so myself.

I fight for the poor, the oppressed, and anyone else who has ever had to wear uncomfortable tights.

I may not have a castle, but I have a band of merry men. And that’s worth more than any treasure.

Trust me, the rich won’t even miss a few gold coins. They have plenty to spare.

I don’t just steal from the rich, I liberate their ill-gotten gains and put them to better use.

Sherwood Forest may not be the most luxurious neighborhood, but it has a great sense of community.

I may not be the strongest, but I’m definitely the sneakiest. And sometimes, that’s all you need.

I may be a thief, but I’m an honorable thief. There’s a difference, you know.

Taking from the rich and giving to the poor is a hard job, but somebody’s gotta do it.

I’m not just a man in tights, I’m a symbol of hope for the downtrodden and the forgotten.

I don’t do this for the glory or the riches. I do it because it’s the right thing to do.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that you can’t trust a rich man. Except, of course, for his money.

In a world of injustice, I’m the shining beacon of fairness. And also the guy who steals from the rich.

I may not have a fancy education, but I know the difference between right and wrong. And stealing from the rich is definitely the right thing to do.

I may not have a castle, but I have a secret hideout in the trees. It’s like a castle, but without the high taxes.

I steal from the rich because they can afford it. And also because it’s fun.

Here’s a piece of advice: never underestimate a man in tights.

I may not have a fancy title, but I have a loyal following. And that’s worth more than all the gold in the world.

I may not have a fancy carriage, but I have a horse that can outrun any sheriff’s men.

I may not have a scepter, but I have a bow and arrow. And that’s a pretty awesome weapon, if you ask me.

I may not have a crown, but I have a sense of style that would make any king jealous.

I may not have a knight’s armor, but I have a suit of tights that’s just as intimidating.