Quotes

Success is not measured by money, but by happiness.

Stay focused on your goals, the rest will fall into place.

Be yourself, everyone else is taken.

Don't let anyone dim your light, shine as bright as you can.

Hustle hard and stay humble.

Positive vibes, positive life.

Every setback is a setup for a comeb...
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Our dreams of space exploration will become reality.

The only limits are the ones we set for ourselves.

Exploring space is humanity's ultimate adventure.

The path to the future lies in the stars.

Space is our destiny.

Every journey begins with a single step, even into the cosmos.

The sky is not the limit...
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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

The only thing standing between me and greatness is me.

I don't believe in the afterlife, but I am bringing a change of underwear just in case.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

The talent for ...
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Disability is not a barrier, it is a perspective.

Inclusion is not just about physical access, it is about valuing every individual for who they are.

The power of disabled individuals lies in their ability to adapt and overcome.

We are not defined by our disabilities, but by our strengths and abilities.

By embracing d...
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Rebellion is the art of questioning the status quo.

In the face of injustice, rebellion becomes a duty.

Rebellion is the spark that ignites change.

Be a rebel with a cause, not just a rebel without one.

Rebellion is the language of the oppressed.

Revolution is born out of rebellion.

Rebellion is the shat...
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Pain is all I've ever known, and it's all I'll ever be.

Sometimes your past comes back to haunt you, and sometimes it comes back with a vengeance.

In a world full of darkness, be the light that shines through.

Life is a constant battle between love and despair.

When everything goes wrong, remember that there's always ...
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I may be rich, but I'm not above doing my own laundry.

The best part of being rich is getting to buy things that sparkle.

Money can't buy class, but it can buy a really nice car.

I may be a Rose, but I definitely blossom in my own way.

Forget diamonds, shoes are a girl's best friend.

Being fabulous is not just ...
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Survival ain't about being strong, it's about being smart.

Ain't nobody gonna rot in this world that don't got it coming.

Sometimes you gotta play the role of the bad guy to keep everyone else safe.

I may not be the easiest guy to get along with, but I do what it takes to survive.

In this world, you gotta learn to tru...
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I drink your milkshake!

If it's a story they want, then I'll give them a story.

I have a competition in me.

There's a whole ocean of oil under our feet! No one can get at it except for me!

I want to earn enough money that I can get away from everyone.

I have something to say! It's important!

I have a pro...
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Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win. - Stephen King

The only way to defeat the monsters in your life is to face them head-on.

We all have monsters lurking within us. The key is learning to embrace them rather than fight them.

Monsters are not under the bed, they are inside...
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My autistic son's quotes are like treasures - they may be different, but they hold immense value.

Autism doesn't limit my son's ability to quote, it enhances it.

In my son's quotes, I see a unique perspective on the world that is both inspiring and enlightening.

My autistic son's quotes remind me to see the beauty in the sma...
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Life is a beautiful chaos, embrace it like a baby with a new toy.

Don't underestimate the power of a baby's laughter, it can heal the soul.

Babies are like little superheroes, spreading love and joy wherever they go.

In the eyes of a baby, you can see the purest form of innocence.

Babies are the reminders that miracle...
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Be careful who you piss off, you never know who will hand you an extra shot of Karma.

You don't have to like everyone, but pissing them off isn't the solution either.

Piss me off, and I'll graciously show you the exit from my life.

The best revenge is not giving someone the satisfaction of pissing you off.

Don't piss ...
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I'm not losing weight, I'm just shedding my winter coat.

Weight loss is like a marathon... but without the running.

I'm on a seafood diet... I see food and I eat it.

My diet is like a soap opera... full of drama and cravings.

I'm training for the zombie apocalypse... gotta be able to outrun those undead!

Weight...
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Love is a drug, and you're my addiction.

I never knew love could be so painful, but I wouldn't trade it for anything.

Love is the reason I keep going, even when everything else feels like it's falling apart.

I don't believe in love at first sight, but I believe in falling in love a little more each day.

Love is like a...
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Love is like a plant, it needs care and attention to grow.

Communication is the key to a healthy relationship.

Trust takes years to build, seconds to break, and forever to repair.

In a relationship, it's important to love and support each other's dreams.

Never take your partner for granted, always appreciate and cheri...
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Age is a very strange thing because in your late teens, you're just becoming an adult, and I think you're always changing.

When you're a young comic, you want to have flavor. You want to have style, but as you get older, you just want to be funny.

Comedy is the art of making people think while making them laugh.

I'm not into...
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All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. - Napoleon, Animal Farm

Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Napoleon, Animal Farm

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which. - Nap...
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Live fast, die young.

It's better to burn out than to fade away.

Only the good die young.

Life is short, make the most of it.

Live each day as if it were your last.

Embrace life's uncertainties and live in the moment.

Leave a lasting legacy, even in a short life.

Don't fear death, fear not truly l...
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Aye, matey! Did ye see me ship sinkin'? It's now a coral reef!

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum, or in my case, a barrel!

Arrr, me hearties! The Kraken would be scared of me beard!

Why did the pirate become a magician? Because he wanted to make his doubloons disappear!

Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Who needs a treasure chest whe...
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