Volleyball Quotes that will make you laugh out loud

If volleyball was easy, they’d call it football.

I don’t always play volleyball, but when I do, I bump, set, spike.

Volleyball players know how to spike up the competition.

I play volleyball because punching people is frowned upon.

Success is not a straight line, it’s a perfect set.

Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my awesome volleyball skills.

Volleyball players live life on the line.

Volleyball: where gravity is a suggestion.

In volleyball, the only thing dropping is the ball.

Volleyball: where the court is our canvas and the ball is our brush.

My serve may not be accurate, but at least it keeps the crowd entertained.

I don’t need therapy, I just need a volleyball court.

Volleyball is like a puzzle, and I’m the missing piece.

Volleyball players: spiking the competition and serving up aces.

I may be vertically challenged, but I’m a giant on the volleyball court.

Volleyball: the only sport where you can block the haters.

I may not be the best setter, but I can bump, set, and hit you with a killer spike.

Volleyball is the only sport where the net is our friend and not our enemy.

If life is a game, volleyball is my favorite level.

Volleyball: where the net is high, but the spirits are higher.

I may not be a professional, but I can set, spike, and funny-face my way to victory.

I’m not short, I’m just closer to the ground for those powerful digs.

Volleyball: where teamwork makes the dream work, and laughter makes the game fun.

If volleyball was easy, they’d call it checkers.

Volleyball is like a dance, and I’ll gladly bop my way to victory.

Volleyball: the only sport where you can scream ‘mine’ without being called selfish.

My favorite game is volleyball, but dodgeball is a close second.

Volleyball: the only sport where ball is life, and the court is our sanctuary.

I may not be the MVP, but I’m definitely the Most Valuable Punster on the court.

Volleyball: where the only thing more fierce than the spikes are the friendships.

Volleyball is not just a game, it’s a series of comedic events waiting to happen.

Volleyball: the only sport where you have to apologize for hitting the ball too hard.

I’m not clumsy, I’m just practicing my volleyball dives.

Volleyball is a game of ups and downs, but at least we have the net to catch us.

Volleyball: the only sport where you can call your friends ‘bump buddy’ and ‘serving partner.’

I’m not addicted to volleyball, I’m just committed to the game.

Life’s a beach, so let’s play some volleyball.

I don’t always win, but when I do, my victory dance is epic.

Volleyball: the sport where we spike with power and celebrate with pizza.

I may not have the skills of a professional, but I have the heart of a champion.

Volleyball: where every mistake is an opportunity to make a hilarious blooper reel.

I may not serve ace after ace, but I can definitely serve up some laughs.

Volleyball is not just a sport, it’s a chance to show off my killer dance moves.

I may not always spike the ball, but I sure do know how to spike the punch.

Volleyball is my therapy, the ball is my counselor.

I don’t always play volleyball, but when I do, it’s with a lot of heart and a ton of laughter.

Volleyball: where you can conquer the court and still have time for s’mores by the bonfire.

I may not have beach-ready abs, but I have beach-ready volleyball skills.

Volleyball: where we chase after balls like they owe us money.

I don’t need caffeine, I just need volleyball to get my heart pumping and my adrenaline rushing.