Vanderpump Rules Quotes
You can never have too many shoes – or too much drama.
In this town, loyalty is everything.
The Vanderpump Rules cast: serving looks and serving drinks.
It’s not a party until someone starts crying.
Love is messy, but so is my highlighter.
We might be waitresses, but we’re goddesses in our own right.
Adore me or ignore me, either way, I’m still fabulous.
Sometimes, you have to create your own fairytale in a city of broken dreams.
Life isn’t always a glass of Vanderpump Rosé, but we make it work.
Walking down the SUR hallway feels like walking on a runway.
When in doubt, just sip on a cocktail and let the drama unfold.
We might work in a restaurant, but we’re serving up more than just food.
Makeup might wash off, but Vanderpump Rule friendships are forever.
Love may be blind, but the cameras are always watching.
No matter what happens, Vanderpump Rules will always be iconic.
If there’s no drama, we’ll create it ourselves.
In this world, you either sink or swim – and we’re swimming with style.
Never underestimate the power of a good contour and a good comeback.
Behind every successful SURver is a great pair of heels.
We might be bartenders, but we pour our hearts into everything we do.
You can take the girl out of SUR, but you can’t take the SUR out of the girl.
Being a SURver is like being part of a glamorous dysfunctional family.
We may have made some bad decisions, but we’ll always look good doing it.
Sometimes, the best revenge is a plate of pasta and a fabulous outfit.
When life gives you lemons, make a cocktail and throw a party.
In a city full of fake friendships, we’re the real deal.
We may work in a restaurant, but we’re serving up drama, not just food.
It’s not easy being the queen bee, but someone has to do it.
We might not have it all figured out, but at least our contour is on point.
In a town of broken dreams, we’re living our own Vanderpump fantasy.
We may be reality TV stars, but our lives are anything but ordinary.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can definitely buy a fabulous wardrobe.
When the going gets tough, the tough throw a fabulous party.
Never let anyone dull your sparkle – especially in West Hollywood.
The Vanderpump Rules cast: making bad decisions look fabulous since 2013.
We may work in a restaurant, but we’re serving up more than just drinks.
Good friends are hard to find, especially ones who can keep up with my drama.
Life may be a rollercoaster, but at least we’re riding in style.
In this town, the drama is as endless as the cocktails.
We can’t help it if our lives are more interesting than the average reality show.
Not everyone can handle the Vanderpump lifestyle, but we were born for it.
Sometimes, the best way to deal with drama is to put on a fabulous outfit and own it.
We may have started as servers, but we’ve become stars in our own right.
West Hollywood is our playground and we’re not afraid to break the rules.
It’s not about the destination, it’s about the drama along the way.
If drama were a currency, we’d be the richest people in West Hollywood.
We may live in a town full of fakes, but we keep it real.
You don’t have to be crazy to live in West Hollywood, but it definitely helps.
We may not have a royal title, but we’re the queens of West Hollywood.
Being a SURver is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, but we wouldn’t have it any other way.