Funny quotes from friends

I don’t need a psychiatrist, I have friends who make me feel crazy enough.

Friends don’t let friends do stupid things alone.

I don’t have a therapist, I have friends with couches.

Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the good ones leave laughter in their wake.

I asked my friends if I was crazy, and they replied in unison, ‘We thought you already knew.’

Friends are like bras, always there to support you.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

A friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends don’t let friends do karaoke sober.

I don’t need a prince charming, I have a bunch of idiot friends.

Friends are like snowflakes, if you pee on them, they disappear.

My friends text me ‘LOL’ but I know they’re just laughing at me.

Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them, they die.

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

Friends are like snow, magical and fun until you have to drive through it.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

I don’t need a gym membership, I have friends who make me laugh until I can’t breathe.

Friends are like cookies, always there to give you a sweet taste of happiness.

Friends are like wine, they make life more enjoyable but can also give you a headache.

Friends don’t let friends take mirror selfies without a filter.

Friends are like books, you don’t need a thousand, just a few good ones.

I don’t need a therapist, I have friends who give me free advice.

Friends are like sneakers, they’ll always be there for you, even if they’re a little worn out.

Friends are like chocolate, they make life sweeter but can also be a little too addictive.

I don’t need a personal trainer, I have friends who make me laugh until my abs hurt.

Friends are like tattoos, you may not always see them, but you know they’re there.

A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you, even when you are fooling everyone else.

Friends are like pillows, soft and comforting but sometimes they smother you.

I don’t need a therapist, I have friends who listen to me rant for free.

Friends are like cheese, they get better with age and go well with wine.

A true friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

Friends are like fine wine, they get better with age and can sometimes give you a headache.

I don’t need a therapist, I have friends who understand my crazy.

Friends are like stars, you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.

A friend is someone who knows all your secrets and still loves you anyway.

Friends are like candles, they make life brighter and melt away the darkness.

I don’t need a personal trainer, I have friends who make me laugh until my stomach hurts.

Friends are like ingredients, the right ones make a perfect recipe for happiness.

A true friend is someone who can make you laugh even when you feel like crying.

Friends are like bras, always there to lift you up.

I don’t need a therapist, I have friends who make me feel sane by comparison.

Friends are like pillows, soft and comforting, but sometimes a little flat.

A friend is someone who knows everything about you and still likes you.

Friends are like snowflakes, each one is unique and melts away too quickly.

I don’t need a personal trainer, I have friends who keep me in stitches.

Friends are like cocktails, they make life a little more fun, but you have to drink responsibly.

A true friend is someone who can make you laugh until you pee, even when you’re not drunk.

Friends are like quilts, they add warmth and comfort to your life.

I don’t need a therapist, I have friends who know all my problems and refuse to let me wallow in self-pity.

Friends are like diamonds, precious and valuable, but sometimes a little rough around the edges.