Tony Soprano Quotes

It’s good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that.

A wrong decision is better than no decision.

In the end, the only person you can trust is yourself.

Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while a great wind is bearing me across the sky.

You can’t just kiss my ass and think everything’s gonna be all right.

I wipe my ass with your feelings.

I get it, I understand. But the fact is, I don’t give a fuck.

Don’t make me have to open this door, Carmela.

Remember when is the lowest form of conversation.

A don doesn’t wear shorts.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Never let them know what you’re thinking.

A wrong decision is better than indecision.

What fucking moron says that?

What ****ing kind of man talks to a psychiatrist?

If you can quote the rules, then you can ****ing obey them.

I could write a book on the shit I don’t know.

What’s mine is not yours to give me.

If you can quote the rules, then you can obey them.

A lot of people are under the impression that the mob takes, and that’s it. The truth is, many times we give as well.

You know, Vito, sometimes I wish you had been taken hostage.

What kind of a ****ing man doesn’t want to **** his wife?

Well, everybody’s right. It’s the human condition.

A man, he’s gotta go his own way.

Revenge is like serving cold cuts.

Every decision you make affects every facet of every other thing. It’s too much for one person.

You can’t make everyone love you. You have to start with yourself.

In the end, the only one you can trust is yourself.

You know, generally, you don’t s*** where you eat. But you live in that ****ing world.

I told you if I got sick, you’d squeeze me into a spot.

What use is an apology if you ain’t ****ing sorry?

**** happens. Who are you gonna call, the ****ing Ghostbusters?

What ****ing standard is that? You’re gonna ****ing punch me in the face?

How the **** should I know what gets lost in the ****ing mail?

I’m not a person who says things that I don’t mean.

In the end, ****in’ all you really have in the world is family and money.

Monogamy is a dying institution.

99% of guys aren’t gonna understand why you’d pass up a sure thing.

Always remember, it’s always good to lose money.

Your ****ing problem is you confuse poverty with virtue.

****ing quack. There’s no ****ing way I’m going on Prozac!

You know you have to take care of your family.

If your answer is anything besides a resounding ‘yes,’ then, uh, we’ve got a big ****ing problem.

****ing baby, upset my ****ing chair.

You know, I hear what a great b**** you are.

You know what my concern is? Maybe you’re growing up smart. Too ****ing smart!

You’re weak, you’re outta control, and you’ve become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.

Don’t call me boss, I’m everybody’s friend.

I know a thing or two about a thing or two.

Sil, break it down for him. What two business’s have traditionally been recession-proof since time immemorial?