Sheldon Cooper Quotes – Hilarious and Insightful!

I’m not insane. My mother had me tested.

I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested.

You can’t make a omelette without breaking a few eggs, and you can’t create a friend without breaking a few social norms.

Don’t you think that if I were wrong, I’d know it?

I’m surrounded by idiots, and I don’t mean that as a metaphor.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is the king. And I’m not king of anything.

If there were a god, I’m pretty sure he would have a PhD in physics.

If I were wrong, I’d be the first to know it. And I’m never wrong.

Don’t you ever get tired of constantly being wrong?

You can’t argue with someone who thinks they’re always right. Trust me, I’ve tried.

I’m just a simple man with simple needs, like X-ray vision and the ability to move objects with my mind.

I was a child prodigy. Now I’m just a child.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I prefer to think of myself as dancing on that line.

I don’t need sleep. Sleep is for the weak. And the well-adjusted.

I’m not weird. I’m a limited edition.

I have an IQ of 18

That means I’m smarter than 99.9% of the population. Except for you, apparently.

You know what’s a real scientific breakthrough? Not being an idiot.

I don’t make mistakes. I create opportunities for learning.

I’m not stubborn. My way is just right.

I don’t believe in luck. Luck is just probability taken personally.

I’m not good with sarcasm. It’s a genetic defect.

I’m not rude. I just have a finely-tuned filter for stupidity.

I’m not socially awkward. I’m just ahead of my time.

I’m not weird. I’m just wired differently.

I don’t think inside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

I’m not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.

I’m not anti-social. I’m just pro-solitude.

I’m not a nerd. I’m just more intelligent than you.

I’m not arrogant. I’m just better than everyone else.

I’m not boring. I just have a superior intellect that most people can’t comprehend.

I’m not trying to be difficult. It just comes naturally to me.

I’m not a robot. I just think logically and efficiently.

I’m not a know-it-all. I just know more than you.

I’m not weird. I’m just a rare species of awesome.

I’m not insecure. I’m just surrounded by idiots.

I’m not weird. Society is just too normal for me.

I’m not a nerd. I’m a highly specialized intellectual.

I’m not arrogant. I just have a heightened sense of self-worth.

I’m not a geek. I’m a highly evolved intellectual.

I’m not a loner. I just prefer my own company.

I’m not a snob. I just have discerning taste.

I’m not obsessive. I just have a keen attention to detail.

I’m not high-maintenance. I just require a higher level of intellectual stimulation.

I’m not a hermit. I just find solace in solitude.

I’m not rude. I’m just brutally honest.

I’m not a misfit. I just don’t fit into your narrow definition of normal.

I’m not a nerd. I’m just intellectually gifted.

I’m not arrogant. I just have a well-deserved confidence in my abilities.

I’m not weird. I’m just a unique blend of genius and eccentricity.

I’m not a social butterfly. I’m a lone wolf with impeccable analytical skills.