Funny Quotes to Motivate Your Workout

I don’t sweat, I sparkle!

When life knocks you down, do a burpee and get back up!

My idea of a good workout is a brisk walk from the couch to the fridge.

The gym? Oh, you mean that place where I pretend I have muscles.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!

I work out because I really love food.

I run because punching people is frowned upon.

The only six-pack I’ll ever have is a fridge full of beer.

My goal at the gym is to work out long enough to justify eating a whole pizza.

I don’t always work out, but when I do, I make sure everyone knows about it.

I hate working out, but I love the guilt-free nap that follows.

I do yoga so I can bend over and pick up my tacos without pulling a muscle.

I don’t need a personal trainer, I need a personal motivator with tacos.

I like to think of resistance bands as ‘stretchy revenge’ for all those times life gets me down.

I like my workouts like I like my coffee – fast, effective, and preferably followed by a donut.

I work out to make room for dessert.

Exercise? More like extra fries!

I don’t do burpees because they’re good for me. I do them because I hate myself.

Boxers have knockout punches, I have knockout nachos.

I don’t sweat, I glisten… like a donut.

I lift weights because I refuse to date men who can’t open pickle jars.

I got 99 problems, and the gym solves all of them… except for my lack of coordination.

I don’t run. If you ever see me running, you should run too because something is probably chasing me!

I go to the gym to remind myself that I’m too pretty for this.

I’m not training for a marathon. I’m training for an all-you-can-eat buffet.

I work out so I can eat my body weight in chocolate without feeling guilty.

Exercise? I thought you said extra rice!

I do yoga to remind myself that I’m not actually a pretzel.

I workout because punching people is frowned upon.

I do squats because I want a butt that can crush watermelons.

Working out would be so much more fun if calories screamed when you burned them.

I don’t need a trainer, I need someone to follow me around and slap the junk food out of my hand.

I tried running but I kept spilling my wine, so I switched to yoga.

The only marathon I’ll ever run is a Netflix marathon.

I lift weights because it’s the closest I’ll ever get to being a superhero.

I work out so I can carry all my shopping bags in one trip.

My workout routine? It’s called ‘Netflix and stretch’.

They say laughter is the best workout, so I’m doing crunches with a side of comedy shows.

I don’t need a gym membership, I have a bed that I stretch out on for hours every morning.

Exercise? I thought you said accessorize!

I tried boxing once, but I quickly learned that I’m more of a lover than a fighter.

I do planks because I prefer my body horizontal rather than vertical.

Exercise? More like extra fries, please!

I tried doing squats, but my butt said no.

I don’t sweat, I emit glitter to intimidate the other gym-goers.