Sayings Funny BBQ Quotes: A Look at the Humorous Side of Grilling
I’m just here for the BBQ.
Grill and chill.
Barbecue may not be the road to world peace, but it’s a start.
Keep calm and grill on.
Grilling means good times, good friends, and hopefully, great food.
Eat like nobody’s watching…or dance, whatever.
Heaven’s a little closer when you’re at the grill.
I like my BBQ smoked and my jokes saucy.
Better to overcook than to undercook.
I like big buns and I cannot lie.
You don’t need a silver spoon to eat good BBQ.
Barbecue, the only sport where a fat, bald man is a god.
BBQ…making vegetarians reconsider their life choices.
BBQ is not just for breakfast anymore.
Real men BBQ in winter.
Life is short, grill it up.
Smoke ’em if you got ’em.
Barbecue – it’s a way of life!
The only time to diet is while waiting for the BBQ to cook.
We interrupt this family for BBQ grilling season.
A good BBQ will make your taste buds feel like they’re at a dance party.
There’s no problem that a good BBQ can’t solve.
Put some South in your mouth with a good BBQ.
Don’t play with fire unless you’re cooking BBQ.
BBQ: the best way to turn vegetarians into carnivores.
Life is short, eat BBQ.
Barbecue: the only sport where a fat man is a king.
Grilling means good times, good friends, and hopefully, good food.
You don’t need a silver fork to eat great BBQ.
BBQ isn’t just for breakfast anymore.
BBQ may not be the road to world peace, but it?s a start.
If you can’t smell smoke, you’re too far from the barbecue.?
BBQ ? happiness on a grill!
I didn’t choose the barbeque life. The barbeque life chose me.
Whoever said, ‘nothing tastes as good as skinny feels’ has clearly never had BBQ.
There’s room for all of God’s creatures. On my grill.
BBQ ? the glue that holds friends and family together.
My God-given talents are grilling, chilling, and filling my belly with BBQ.
Life’s a gas, then you grill.
Keep calm and grill on!
I didn’t choose the grill life, the grill life chose me.
What’s the secret to a great BBQ? There is no secret. It’s just me.
BBQ rule #77: If you cooked and the smoke detector didn’t go off, did you even really cook?
They’re not burn marks, they’re flavor spots.
Give me a beer and a BBQ, and I’ll show you a good time.
Grill master by day, sleep enthusiast by night.
Barbecuing is an art form. Picasso used paint, I use meat and fire.
Life?s too short for boring BBQ.
Just remember: When you use the BBQ, you’re cooking with love, coal, and just a little lighter fluid.
I like my puns intended and my meat smoked.
BBQ: Because no one ever wrote a song about a salad.
BBQ is the answer… I forgot the question.
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Every time I have a BBQ, I feel like I’ve won the lottery. Except instead of money, it’s meat.
If you want to impress me: Don’t tell me about your car, tell me about your BBQ skills.
BBQ?the only sport where a fat, bald man is a god.
Home is where the BBQ grill is.
To BBQ or not to BBQ, that is the question. Just kidding, it’s always BBQ time.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can BBQ, and that’s pretty much the same thing.
The most important BBQ tool? The can opener. For the beer.
Grilling means good times, good friends, and great food.
I’m just here for the BBQ.
Eat, drink, and be BBQ merry.