Monty Python Black Knight Quotes – Unforgettable Lines from the Classic Film

None shall pass!

It’s just a flesh wound.

I’ve had worse.

You yellow bastards. Come back here and take what’s coming to you. I’ll bite your legs off!

I’ve had my arms cut off!

I’ll gnaw your bones!

You fight like a dairy farmer.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

I’m invincible!

I’ll do you for that!

You’re a loony.

Stop that, it’s silly.

I move for no man.

I’m not dead yet.

I’m feeling better.

I’m bleeding, making me the victor!

I can’t take you seriously when you’re missing limbs.

Let’s call it a draw.

You’re a pathetic excuse for a knight.

I’ll teach you to mock a knight.

Your swordsmanship is laughable.

You’re nothing but a scrap of flesh!

You’re as feeble as a newborn baby.

Come back here, I’ll bite your kneecaps off!

You call that a fight?

I’ll make you regret crossing my path.

You’re not even worth the effort.

Is that the best you can do?

I’ll cut you down to size.

I’ll make you wish you never crossed swords with me.

You’d be better off running away.

I’ll make sure you leave here limbless.

You’re nothing but a irritant.

I’ll have your head on a pike!

You’ll beg for mercy and I’ll give you none.

No one defeats the Black Knight.

Your attack was pitiful.

You’re lucky I’m feeling generous today.

I’ll show you the true meaning of pain.

I’ll make sure you never forget my name.

You’re no match for my skill and valor.

Prepare to meet your doom.

You’re nothing more than a nuisance.

I’ll send you to the depths of hell.

You’ll regret ever crossing swords with me.

I’ll make you suffer for your insolence.

You’ll eat those words in the afterlife.

I’m the greatest warrior this land has ever seen.

You’re a fool to challenge me.

I’ll make you beg for mercy.

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