Stone Cold Steve Austin Quotes

And that’s the bottom line, ’cause Stone Cold said so.

I’m Stone Cold Steve Austin, and I’m here to open up a can of whoop-ass!

I may not be the toughest son of a bitch in the world, but I sure am the meanest!

If you want a piece of Stone Cold, you better be ready to bleed!

I’ll stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk it dry!

Give me a hell yeah!

I don’t need a fancy catchphrase, just a boot to someone’s ass!

I don’t drink beer ’cause I like the taste, I drink it ’cause it pisses people off.

I don’t care if you’re a man, woman, or a damn monkey – if you step in the ring with me, you’re gonna get your ass kicked!

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!

I’m the toughest S.O.B. in the WWE, and I ain’t afraid to prove it!

You can run, you can hide, but you can’t escape the Rattlesnake!

I don’t just beat my opponents, I break ’em!

I’m the Texas Rattlesnake, and I’ll strike whenever and wherever I damn well please!

I’m a beer-drinking, hell-raising son of a bitch, and proud of it!

I don’t follow the rules – the rules follow me!

If you don’t like Stone Cold, then I suggest you take your candy ass and get the hell out of my face!

I don’t need a belt to prove I’m the toughest – I’ve already beaten everyone worth a damn!

I’m the toughest S.O.B. in the WWE, and I ain’t afraid to prove it!

I’ll give you a one-way ticket to a can of whoop-ass, and the only way out is through me!

I don’t need a fancy entrance – when I walk into the ring, the crowd goes insane!

I don’t need a team, because I’m a one-man wrecking crew!

I don’t need a title, I need a fight!

If you think you can beat me, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!

I’m not just the best, I’m the damn best there is!

I don’t need a script to tell me what to say – I speak my mind and let my action do the talking!

I don’t care if I win or lose – as long as I get to beat the hell outta someone!

I’ll drink a beer, kick some ass, and then drink another beer – that’s the Stone Cold way!

I don’t care about the fans – as long as they’re cheering for me!

I’m the king of the ring, and I’ll lay waste to anyone who dares to challenge me!

I don’t need a plan, I just need a body to beat!

I’m the baddest son of a bitch to ever step foot in the ring, and I’ll prove it to anyone who doubts me!

I don’t need a championship to be the best – I am the championship!

I’ll stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk it dry – that’s the Stone Cold way!

I don’t need a finisher – I just need to stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk it dry!

I don’t need a reason to whoop ass – I do it ’cause I damn well feel like it!

I don’t need a team – all I need is a cold beer and a can of whoop-ass!

I don’t care about winning or losing – I just wanna kick some ass!

I’m the toughest son of a bitch in the world, and I’ll prove it to anyone who wants to step in the ring with me!

I’m not a talker, I’m a fighter!

I don’t care if you’re a giant, a monster, or a damn cyborg – I’ll stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk it dry!

I don’t need a strategy – I just need to beat the hell outta someone!

I don’t need a reason to whoop ass – whooping ass is reason enough for me!

I don’t care about the fans – as long as they’re watching me, that’s all I care about!

I don’t need a belt to be a champion – I am the champion!

I don’t need a partner – all I need is a cold beer and a can of whoop-ass!

I don’t need a title – I need a fight!

I don’t need a script – I speak my mind and let my actions do the talking!

I don’t care if you’re a legend, a Hall of Famer, or a damn god – I’ll stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk it dry!

I’m Stone Cold Steve Austin, and I’m the toughest son of a bitch in the world – who wants to step in the ring with me?