Memorable Drake and Josh Quotes

Hug me, brah!

Helen, where did I go wrong?

I ain’t calling you a truther!

Megan!

Hug me, brotha!

Who knew being a brother could be so much work?

You can’t be so irresponsible all the time.

Drake, you can’t just sing everything you’re thinking.

I don’t need a babysitter. I need a little brother-sitter.

If I had a dollar for every brain you don’t have, I’d have one dollar.

I could act mad and scream at you, but what would that solve?

I’m just a kid who’s four. Each day I grow some more.

You can’t keep using your good looks to get what you want.

It’s like we’re speaking two different languages.

Do you ever think before you speak?

You’re gonna miss me just like I missed you.

I feel like a prize, a prize that everyone wants to win.

You think you can play with my brain just because you’re a girl?

I’m not gonna be ignored, Josh!

I’m just trying to protect you from your terrible taste in music.

Drake, what’s your excuse for being a complete and utter buffoon?

How can one person be so amazing and so terrible at the same time?

I have never had so much fun being miserable.

I didn’t mean to make you feel second-best.

I’m not addicted to anything, alright? I just really really enjoy it.

You’re a player, and I broke the game.

Why do you always have to make everything about yourself?

You’re a master of the universe when it comes to being a jerk.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I actually missed you.

I’m not perfect, but I’m pretty close.

You always find a way to put yourself in the worst situations.

You can’t just take the easy way out every time.

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Maybe both.

Why do I always have to be the responsible one?

You have the moral compass of a stray cat.

You don’t understand how hard it is to be me.

I can’t believe I got involved in another one of your schemes.

Sometimes I just wish I could escape from all of this.

You’re the reason why the world doesn’t believe in nice anymore.

Why do you always find a way to ruin everything?

I’ve never seen anyone mess up as much as you.

You think you’re so great, but you’re just a spoiled brat.

Life would be so much easier if we weren’t related.

How do you manage to make everything about yourself?

I can’t believe I let you drag me into this mess.

Why do you always get to have all the fun?

I never thought being your brother would be such a nightmare.

You always know how to push my buttons.

You’re the reason why mom and dad don’t trust me anymore.

I can’t believe I have to spend another day with you.