Funny Pillow Sayings to Add Laughter to Your Sleep
Pillow fights welcome here.
This pillow is my second favorite place to rest my head.
This is where the magic sleep happens.
Dreaming is my 9 to
Pillow is cheaper than therapy.
Catch my dreams if you can.
Enter into a pillow affair.
Midnight snack smuggler.
Hello, bedmate, we meet again.
My pillow, my rules.
Don’t dream your life, live your dreams.?
This side up for sweet dreams.
Every morning is a pillow revolution.
Less thinking, more sleeping.
Lost in pillows, don’t send help.
Sshhhh… Pillow in progress.
Residence of a professional dreamer.
Caution: Serial snoozer.
Adventure zone: Enter at your own risk!
My pillow and I are officially an item.
It’s a pillow thing, you wouldn’t understand.
Bed hair, don’t care.
Building my dream empire one nap at a time.
Sleeping is my therapy.
This is where I recharge.
Sleep to live, live to dream.
Pillow here, problems there.
You can’t sit with us, unless you’re a pillow.
Currently under a TLCC (Tender, Love, Care, Coma) spell.
Fall asleep with a dream, Wake up with a purpose.
Drifting into dreams…destination unknown.
Sleep mode: Always on
Warning: Napping in progress
Eat. Sleep. Repeat.
I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy
Pillow fights welcome here
I dream in full color
Caffeine and Dreams
Running on naps and snacks
Don’t wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects
Less thinking, more sleeping
Sweet dreams loading..
There’s no place like bed
Pillow here, do not disturb
I?ll sleep when I?m dead…Or at least when I’m done with this Netflix series.
Sleep is my superpower
Permanently in Sleep mode
I woke up like this. Flawless…ly tired
You’re never too old for a siesta
Hibernating in progress
Keep calm and nap on
This is a no-stresses, only-snuggles zone
If you snooze, you don’t lose. You win a dream.
I suffer from N.A.P.S – Not Able to Perform Sleep
Pillow Talk: 99% Yawns, 1% Words
Ssshhh! Charging in progress
My bed is my happy place
Dreams are the best reality
Sleeping ? the most beautiful experience in life ? except drink. (W.C. Fields)
Pillow is my brainstorming partner
I am not a morning pillow
Dream big, nap often
50% Human, 50% Bed
Welcome to the Comfort Zone
Living in a Dream World
Emergency Nap Station
Dreams Sold Here
Carpe P.M. (Seize the night)
Silently Judging Your Sleep Habits
Professional Pillow Flopper
Keep Calm and Dream On.
Best Nap Ever’s Headquarters
Brb, Off to Dreamland
My Nightly Escape Route
Work Hard, Nap Harder
Sought After by Sleepyheads
This is my kind of pillow talk
Best Napper Award goes to Me!
Sleep all day. Party never.
Looking for a place to dream.
I’m the reason why Cinderella left her shoe at midnight.
Catch flights, not feelings and sleep comfortably.
Pillow fights and midnight lights.
Drool Zone Ahead. Enter at Your Own Risk.
The Snore Factory.
This pillow holds my hair at night.
Beauty sleep in progress. Do not disturb.
Welcome to the nap station.
I’d rather be dreaming.
Eat, Sleep, and be Merry!
Sleep is for dreamers.
Sleep tight, wake up bright.
Always kiss me goodnight.
Don’t let the bed bugs bite!
This is my happy place.
Night owl on duty.
Sweet dreams are made of this.
Queen of naps.
In this house, we believe in long sleep.
Fearfully and wonderfully slept.
Snuggle up, buttercup!
Good at naps.
Pillow – a dream come true.
When in doubt, nap it out.