Laugh Out Loud with These Funny Stranger Things Quotes
In a world full of Eggos, be a waffle.
I may have lost my marbles, but I found the Upside Down.
I’m not a nerd, I’m just Stranger Things smart.
Eleven’s telekinesis: the original ‘Netflix and chill.’
I believe in equal opportunity: I ship Dart and Dustin.
My fashion style is more Steve Harrington, less Will Byers.
If you can’t handle me at my Demogorgon, you don’t deserve me at my Eleven.
Friends don’t lie, but they occasionally exaggerate.
Netflix marathon RULE#1: Always have a box of Eggos nearby.
When life gives you demogorgons, make Eleven-ade.
Waking up early is the real ‘upside down.’
My love language is sharing a blanket during ‘Stranger Things’ binges.
The true mark of friendship is lending your friend your walkie-talkie before a demogorgon attack.
Halloween costumes are just an excuse to dress up as Eleven.
I’m not superstitious, but I won’t enter a room without Christmas lights.
Relationship status: waiting for a love triangle like Nancy, Steve, and Jonathan.
The Upside Down: the reason I no longer trust my Christmas lights.
Can we all agree that Barb deserved better?
I don’t need psychic abilities, just someone who can read my Netflix password.
Most people have a favorite character, I have a favorite demogorgon.
The only monster under my bed is nostalgia from the ’80s.
If Scoops Ahoy were a real place, I’d book a flight ASAP.
The only thing stranger than the things is flossing in the 80s.
I don’t need superpowers; I’ve mastered the art of binge-watching.
When in doubt, channel your inner Eleven and nosebleed your way to victory.
If Will Byers can survive the Upside Down, I can survive Mondays.
I may not have Dustin’s hair, but I have his loyalty.
Who needs Harry Potter when you have Eleven and her nosebleed magic?
My ideal vacation is a trip to Hawkins, Indiana.
If you’re not binging ‘Stranger Things,’ you’re doing life wrong.
The ’80s weren’t better; they were just stranger.
I may not have psychic abilities, but I can sense when a new season of ‘Stranger Things’ is released.
I learned my survival skills from watching ‘Stranger Things,’ not from Boy Scouts.
Just like Eleven, I can move things with my mind mostly pizza to my mouth.
Who needs a time machine when we have ‘Stranger Things’ to transport us to the 80s?
If I had a dollar for every time I said ‘Friends don’t lie,’ I’d be as rich as the Duffer Brothers.
My goal in life is to be as badass as Hopper while eating as many Eggos as Eleven.
A demogorgon is just an overgrown cockroach with no fashion sense.
I may not be from Hawkins, but I’m definitely from the Upside Down.
The only thing scarier than the Mind Flayer is running out of popcorn during a ‘Stranger Things’ marathon.
If you can’t handle me singing along to ‘Never Ending Story,’ you don’t deserve me at my ‘Stranger Things’ fan party.
When I see Christmas lights, I don’t think about Santa; I think about Will Byers.
The only crime scarier than a demogorgon attack is someone spoiling ‘Stranger Things’ for me.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t believe in the Upside Down.
If you can’t handle my high-pitched scream during a jump scare, you don’t deserve to watch ‘Stranger Things’ with me.
You can judge me, but I still cry every time I rewatch the ‘Stranger Things’ season 1 finale.
I wish I could time travel to the ’80s and give Steve Harrington a hair makeover.
I may not have powers, but I have the power to binge-watch ‘Stranger Things’ in one sitting.
If I were in ‘Stranger Things,’ I’d be the girl who survives until the end just because I love Eggos too much.
Sometimes I feel like a demogorgon because I devour every episode of ‘Stranger Things’ in one gulp.