Funny Running Quotes

Running is like a box of chocolates – you never know how many blisters you’re going to get.

I run so I can outrun the zombies when the apocalypse comes.

Running: the only sport where you get a participation medal just for finishing.

I don’t run to lose weight, I run to eat more ice cream.

I run because I really like running… away from my responsibilities.

I run because it’s cheaper than therapy.

Running is my way of pretending to be an Olympic gold medalist.

I run like Phoebe from Friends – with style and grace.

When life gives you lemons, put on your running shoes and run away.

I run to get away from all the people who ask me why I run.

I run because I accidentally signed up for a marathon and now I have to.

Running is my secret weapon for avoiding awkward conversations.

I run so I can eat pizza without feeling guilty.

Running is my excuse for wearing spandex in public.

I run because running late is my natural state of being.

I run so I can eat cake without judgement.

Running is the only race where the slowest person still gets a medal.

I run because the finish line is where they keep the free snacks.

Running is my escape from reality. And also from zombies.

I run because it’s the closest thing to being a superhero.

I run before my brain realizes what I’m doing and tries to stop me.

Running is my way of outrunning my problems – both literally and metaphorically.

I run so I can eat tacos without regrets.

Running is my excuse for copious amounts of caffeine.

I run because I’m too cheap to pay for a gym membership.

Running is my way of reminding myself that my body can still do amazing things.

I run because finding the remote is a marathon in itself.

Running is my way of avoiding adulting for just a little bit longer.

I run because it’s easier than trying to figure out how to use the elliptical machine.

Running is my way of proving that I’m not completely useless.

I run so I can eat donuts guilt-free.

Running is my way of telling gravity to take a hike.

I run because life is too short to not do things that terrify you.

Running is my way of blurring the line between sport and insanity.

I run so I can justify buying more running shoes.

Running is my way of challenging the laws of physics (aka gravity).

I run because it’s cheaper than therapy. And also because therapy has less ice cream.

Running is my way of proving that slow and steady can win the race – eventually.

I run because it’s the only way I can beat my own personal record for most sweat produced in an hour.

Running is my way of reminding myself that my body is a well-oiled machine… that occasionally needs a donut refill.

I run because it’s the only time I can pretend I’m being chased by a herd of wild gazelles.

Running is my way of showing the world that I can move faster than a sloth on a good day.

I run so I can eat nachos without the guilt trip.

Running is my way of proving that I can defy gravity… at least for a little while.

I run because sweating is my body’s way of telling me that chocolate cake is a nutrient I need to survive.

Running is my way of telling my brain to take a break, because it’s clearly working too hard.

I run because life is too short to not have epic adventures… even if they involve a lot of blisters.

Running is my way of asking the universe why it didn’t make me a cheetah. Or at least a turtle with a turbo boost.

I run so I can eat pancakes topped with cream and sprinkles… and maybe some bacon.

Running is my way of proving that I’m capable of doing things even when I really, really don’t want to.