Funny Quotes About Tattoos

Getting a tattoo is like forever wearing your favorite joke on your skin.

A tattoo is the best way to test your commitment to a design, forever.

Tattoos are like wearable art, except when you forget to wear clothes.

I don’t have any tattoos, but my laundry has plenty of permanent ink.

Tattoos are the only way to make your skin a truly one-of-a-kind canvas.

If life is a canvas, tattoos are the unexpected doodles that make it interesting.

Getting a tattoo is like signing a lifelong commitment to remembering that one wild night.

Tattoos are like magnets – they attract both compliments and judgment.

I wanted a tattoo to make me feel more rebellious, but now I just feel like a walking coloring book.

Having a tattoo is like having a mini personal art exhibition on your body.

Tattoos are the ultimate conversation starters – who needs small talk when you have ink?

A tattoo can turn your body into a walking piece of modern art, or at least that’s what I keep telling myself.

Tattoos are like a secret club membership – you’ll always find someone with a similar design.

Getting a tattoo feels like being a living, breathing billboard for your favorite artist.

I don’t have any tattoos, but I sure do enjoy judging the spelling mistakes on others.

Tattoos are like love letters to your body – permanent reminders of who you are and what you’ve been through.

My tattoo says ‘I don’t take life too seriously,’ but my bank account says otherwise.

Getting a tattoo is like putting bumper stickers on a Lamborghini – it’s a personal touch that might not be for everyone.

Tattoos are the perfect way to have your own personal art gallery, no need to visit any museums.

I don’t have any tattoos, but I accidentally drew on myself with a permanent marker once. Close enough.

Tattoos aren’t just for rebels and motorcycle gangs – they’re for those who appreciate art in all its forms.

Getting a tattoo is like making a statement to the world, even if that statement is just ‘I really like cats.’

Tattoos are like permanent reminders of all the impulsive decisions we made while under the influence of caffeine or tequila.

Sometimes I wonder if my tattoos are still considered edgy, or if I need to go for the face tattoo to stay relevant.

Tattoos are like wearing your own personal gallery – except instead of an entrance fee, you paid with pain.

My tattoo might have been a mistake, but at least it’s still less regrettable than that time I got bangs.

Getting a tattoo is a lot like getting a puppy – it may bring you joy and companionship, but it also comes with a lifetime commitment.

Tattoos are like the Pinterest quotes we put on our bodies – permanent reminders of our favorite inspirational sayings.

I don’t have any tattoos, but I like to think that my stretch marks are a unique form of body art.

Tattoos are like fingerprints – they’re unique, they say something about a person, and they’re really hard to remove.

Getting a tattoo is like wearing a permanent hashtag on your skin – you’re forever a part of a trend or moment in time.

Tattoos are like souvenirs from the journey of life – the more you have, the more interesting your story becomes.

I don’t have any tattoos, but I have a collection of temporary ones that I change every day. It’s called clothing.

Tattoos are like a secret language – only those who are inked can truly understand the message.

Getting a tattoo is like deciding to write your autobiography on your skin instead of on paper.

Tattoos are the ultimate icebreaker – they give strangers the perfect excuse to touch you without it being weird.

I don’t have any tattoos, but sometimes I doodle on myself to feel even 0.001% more rebellious.

Tattoos are like a form of armor – they give us the confidence to show the world who we really are.

Getting a tattoo is like having your favorite song stuck in your head, except it’s stuck on your body forever.

Tattoos are like permanent accessories – they can make any outfit look cooler, even when you’re just wearing pajamas.

I don’t have any tattoos, but I’m pretty sure I could draw a stick figure with a sharpie if I really wanted to.

Tattoos are like the world’s most honest self-expression – they’re right there for everyone to see, no filter needed.

Getting a tattoo is like making a silent pact with yourself to always embrace the unexpected and take risks.

Tattoos are the ultimate commitment – like a bad relationship, but with less heartache and more sharp needles.

I don’t have any tattoos, but I do have a collection of sibling scars from my battles with coffee tables.

Tattoos are like love at first sight – you see a design, and you just know you want it on your skin forever.

Getting a tattoo is like having a stamp of approval from your younger, more rebellious self.

Tattoos are like a personalized roadmap of your life – each one tells a different story and marks a different chapter.

I don’t have any tattoos, but I do have a birthmark in the shape of Texas. I guess I’m practically a tattoo artist’s dream canvas.

Tattoos are like badges of honor – they’re a reminder that you survived the pain and came out even more awesome on the other side.