Funny Movie Quotes
That’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for them. – Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. – Mean Girls
Farting is just your butt applauding for you. – Step Brothers
They’ve done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time. – Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
I’m in a glass case of emotion! – Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse. – The Godfather
I feel the need…the need for speed! – Top Gun
It’s levio-sa, not levio-sa. – Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
I’m the king of the world! – Titanic
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. – Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Nobody puts Baby in a corner. – Dirty Dancing
I’ll have what she’s having. – When Harry Met Sally
My momma always said, ‘Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.’ – Forrest Gump
What do you mean I’m funny? Funny how? I mean, funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? – Goodfellas
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. – The Princess Bride
You can’t handle the truth! – A Few Good Men
I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. – The Devil Wears Prada
I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that. – 2001: A Space Odyssey
Don’t call me Shirley. – Airplane!
Do or do not. There is no try. – Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back
I’m not a psychopath, I’m a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research. – Sherlock Holmes
I’m king of the world! – Titanic
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me? – Meet the Parents
I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing. – The Big Lebowski
I don’t want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. – The Departed
To infinity and beyond! – Toy Story
Nobody ever made a difference by being like everyone else. – The Greatest Showman
You’re killin’ me, Smalls. – The Sandlot
There’s no crying in baseball! – A League of Their Own
Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes? – Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
You can’t sit with us! – Mean Girls
With great power comes a great electricity bill. – Deadpool
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs. – Elf
I can’t go to the bathroom by myself. Weird things happen there. – The Parent Trap
Somebody’s been a bad, bad boy. – The Hangover
I may be a smartass, but I’m a good smartass. – Zombieland
I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve. – The Dark Knight
You look like a before picture. – How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Just keep swimming. – Finding Nemo
Life’s a garden, dig it. – Joe Dirt
I’m the ghost with the most, babe. – Beetlejuice
I’m too old for this sh*t – Lethal Weapon
I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse. – The Godfather
I’m the one who knocks. – Breaking Bad
I’m the captain now. – Captain Phillips
I’m Batman. – The Dark Knight
I’m not a princess, I’m a Khaleesi. – Game of Thrones
I’m a creature of the night. – Interview with the Vampire
I’m the Walrus. – The Beatles
I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning alcoholic with a bad attitude. – Iron Man