Funny Back to School Quotes to Brighten Your Day

School is like a roller coaster ride, with homework as the big drop.

I can’t wait to show off my new backpack and pretend like I’m excited to be back.

If life is a game, then school is definitely the level I want to skip.

The best thing about going back to school? The excuse to buy new stationery!

I’m just here for the recess and the cookies in the cafeteria.

Being back in school feels like living in a parallel universe where time moves slower.

If you can’t remember what you learned last year, did it even happen?

Math is like a foreign language that no one really wants to speak.

The only thing harder than finding your classes on the first day is finding motivation to attend them.

Why do we call them ‘teachers’ when they should be ‘entertainers’ for all the jokes they tell?

I’m convinced that the real reason we go back to school is to see our friends, not to learn.

Back to school means back to putting a fake smile on for the school photographer.

You know you’re in trouble when you start hearing your alarm clock in your dreams.

Summer vacation is like a distant memory, fading in the rearview mirror of the school bus.

I’m like a fish out of water when it comes to waking up early for school.

My backpack is like Mary Poppins’ bag – you never know what you’ll find in there.

There’s nothing like the feeling of seeing your friends after a long summer apart.

The best part of going back to school? The joy of seeing your teacher struggle with technology.

I may not be a morning person, but crumpled homework is my specialty.

The first day of school is like the first chapter of a book, full of anticipation and excitement.

I went to school for an education, but all I got was a tan from sitting near the window.

Back to school means saying goodbye to sleeping in and hello to sleep deprivation.

I hope my brain didn’t go on vacation over summer break, because it feels a little rusty.

The only thing that gets me through the school day is the promise of pizza in the cafeteria.

If my backpack could talk, it would definitely have some interesting stories to tell.

School lunches are like a culinary adventure, just maybe not one you want to embark on.

The most important lesson in school is how to master the art of looking busy when you’re not.

I may not be the teacher’s pet, but I’m definitely the class clown.

The only reason I exercise in gym class is to prepare for running away from my responsibilities.

School is like a never-ending cycle of tests, assignments, and caffeine.

I don’t always know the answer, but I can definitely give a stellar guess and hope for the best.

Practicing my signature on the first day of school is the closest I’ll get to being a celebrity.

Walking into a new school year is like stepping into a time machine, where pencils and textbooks rule the world.

I may not always know where I’m going, but my backpack definitely knows the way.

Back to school means back to frantically searching for a working pen in the bottomless pit of my backpack.

I’m not saying school is a prison, but the similarities are hard to ignore.

I’m just here to turn all my cool summer stories into mediocre creative writing assignments.

The most magical thing about school is how you can be surrounded by people and still feel alone.

You can tell it’s back to school season when the shopping carts are full of binders, pencils, and regret.

The only thing harder than learning algebra is trying to convince yourself it will be useful in the real world.

I may not have all the answers, but my internet search history definitely does.

If there was a class called Procrastination 101, I’d probably still wait until the last minute to enroll.

School choir is just an elaborate plot to see who can sing the loudest without being called out.

The true challenge of school is avoiding eye contact with the teacher when you don’t know the answer.

If you thought waking up early for school was challenging, try staying awake in math class.

My homework is like a magic trick – it disappears as soon as I take it out of my bag.

The school bell may ring, but it doesn’t mean I’m mentally present.

The only thing getting me through the day is the thought of napping when I get home.

The best thing about school is that it eventually ends.

School may be tough, but I’m tougher – at least when it comes to staying up past my bedtime.