Firesign Theater Quotes
The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it’s not open.
I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
If it weren’t for electricity, we would all be watching television by candlelight.
Life’s too short to be taken seriously, so laugh at yourself.
The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and enjoy the dance.
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
The best way to predict your future is to create it.
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.
The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
The harder I work, the luckier I get.
Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
If you want something you’ve never had, you must be willing to do something you’ve never done.
Don’t be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.
Success is not in what you have, but who you are.
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
Believe you can and you’re halfway there.
The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be.
The best revenge is massive success.
Your time is limited, don’t waste it living someone else’s life.
Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all.
The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks.
If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission.
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.
You don’t have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.
Don’t be pushed around by the fears in your mind. Be led by the dreams in your heart.
Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.
The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
I never dreamed about success, I worked for it.
The mind is everything. What you think you become.
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
The only person you should try to be better than is the person you were yesterday.
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything.
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
The best revenge is massive success.