Funny Gnome Sayings to Brighten Your Day

Never kick a gnome without first buying him a drink.

Gnomes are just tiny people with big personalities.

I may be short, but my world is tall!

I?ll be gnome for dinner!

A gnome without a home is just a nomad.

Gnome sweet gnome.

Feeling gnome-sick!

Happiness is a gnome in your garden.

Gnome man is an island.

Laugh gnome matter what.

Life is short, and so am I.

Always remember, it?s the gnome-st things that matter the most.

Gnome more bad days!

Gnomes have big hearts too!

I was a gnome before it was cool.

Gnome-body loves you like I do.

Gnome is where the heart is!

I’m gnome-tactic!

Who you calling shorty? I?m vertically challenged!

You don?t gnome until you been gnome.

Trust me, I?m a gnome-it-all!

Gnome-work is easy when you love what you do.

Life is a garden, dig it as a gnome.

Gnomatter what, stay positive!

You’re gnomazing just as you are.

I’m a gnome. Don’t you dare underestimate the power of small packages!

Keep your friends close and your gnomes closer!

A tidy garden is a gnome’s paradise.

Not all those who wander are lost, some are just gnomes looking for a nice garden!

My puns are gnome-tastic!

Life is short… or maybe it’s just gnomes?

Always remember to be-gnome yourself!

Gnome sweet gnome.

If gnomes could talk, they wouldn’t.

Gnomes are just short people with pointy hats.

I’m just a gnome, living in a world of giants.

Gnomes are like chocolates, they bring joy.

Caution! Gnomes at work in the garden.

Just gnoming around.

Gnome one understands me like you do.

I find your lack of gnomes disturbing.

Don’t gnome till you’ve tried it.

Gorgeous Gnome on the roam.

Caught between a rock and a gnome place.

Frolicking with my gnomeys.

A bunch of gnomes is better than a bunch of gknow-it-alls.

Gnomaste: The gnome in me respects the gnome in you.

Gnome is where the heart is.

All you need is gnome.

Keep calm and gnome on.

Does running out of beard wax count as cardio? – The Gnome.

I’m not short, I’m just a tall gnome!

Home Sweet Gnome.

I don’t have a garden, I’m a free range gnome.

Be a gnome in a world full of humans.

Don’t worry, be gnomely.

Keep clam and gnome on.

I’m just a gnome looking for his gnome-tropolis.

Living my gnome life.

Do it gnome or not at all.

Gnome off, I’m busy.

Gnome is where the heart is.

Gnome sweet gnome.

There’s gnome place like home.

I’m just here for the gnome jokes.

Talk gnomey to me.

Bearded, stout and proud.

Gnome-body knows the trouble I’ve seen.

Gnome man is an island.

Time spent with gnomes is never wasted.

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