Fast Times at Ridgemont High Quotes

All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I shall serve no fries before their time.

People on ludes should not drive.

I just don’t know what I’m supposed to be.

Don’t you ever get bummed out?

You know what they say, ‘Money talks and bullshit walks.’

Just look at that face. Would anyone really trust that face?

The American educational system leaves me with such a raging sense of nostalgia.

We have two lives. The one we learn with and the life we live after that.

I think you should get up, have a good breakfast, and go to school.

I’d like to say a few words about a young man who couldn’t be with us tonight.

I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m probably the best-looking guy in school.

I have this canopy bed and then just sheets everywhere and unicorn comforters.

Mike Damone is never stressed. Mike Damone is cool.

What Jefferson was saying was, ‘Hey, you know, we left this England place because it was bogus.’

The attitude dictates that you don’t care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays.

She came onto him like a slow-moving car chase.

I have a mind for business and a bod for sin.

Why don’t you get a job, Spicoli?

You can’t let fear rule your life.

I can fix it. Tonight. It’s no problem. I have a very special tool.

That is one tortured little dude.

Do you like school this year? It’s so silly.

I decided not to get lost in the crowd.

We can’t be afraid of change. You may feel very secure in the pond that you are in, but if you never venture out of it, you will never know that there is such a thing as an ocean, a sea.

Hey, Linda, you’re a babe.

The key is to not get caught.

History is written by those who know how to punch through a stack of comic books.

I love that you get cold when it’s 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich.

The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don’t be a guy.

Sharpen up that pencil.

If I’m here, and you’re there, then doesn’t that make it our time?

Do you have an opinion on this matter?

You see that red light up there? You stop at that red light.

Learn it, live it, know it.

You can’t always be true to your dreams because you’d be dead by now.

I hate people who don’t own their actions.

You know, there’s no right or wrong answer when it comes to homework. But if there was, it’d be ‘no.’

If you play ball and are not some dweeb, then come to the mall and ask me to prom.

If you’re gonna give this letter to somebody, tell ’em to read it slow.

I broke my arm once. I fell off my bike.

Look, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Danko and I believe in the clock. We have an agreement.

I slept in. I forgot to set the clock.

You can’t learn anything from a ‘juvy hall.

Don’t hassle me, Bradster.

If you don’t put pencil to paper, I can’t help you.

I sense excitement in your voice.

You had Pharaoh. He had Moses. Ridgemont has Carl.

I think that woman was too cool for you anyway.