Bar sayings – a collection of witty and humorous phrases heard at your local watering hole
Drink responsibly, but party like it’s your last night on Earth!
Don’t cry over spilled beer, just order another round!
Good friends, good drinks, and good times – that’s what it’s all about!
Beer: helping people lower their standards since the invention of alcohol!
In beer we trust, for it has never let us down!
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy – Ben Franklin
Life is too short to drink bad beer!
Beer is the answer, but I can’t remember the question!
When life gives you lemons, have a tequila shot!
Alcohol – the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems – Homer Simpson
Drink like a fish, act like a mermaid!
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria – Benjamin Franklin
Who needs therapy when you have a bar?
Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad!
This bar runs on love, laughter, and tequila shots!
After a few drinks, we all become poets!
Cocktails: liquid courage in a glass!
It’s always happy hour somewhere!
Friends don’t let friends drink alone!
Cheers to the nights we’ll never forget with the friends we’ll never remember!
Life is too short to say no to a margarita!
In whiskey, there is wisdom; in beer, there is strength; in wine, there is hope; and in water, there is bacteria – Irish proverb
Sip, sip, hooray – it’s time to get your drink on!
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer!
Shots for shots – let’s take them with tequila!
Drink like a fish, swim with the mermaids!
I drink to make other people more interesting!
Prost! Cheers! Salud! Bottoms up!
Let’s raise a glass to good times and bad decisions!
When life gives you limes, add tequila and salt!
I’m not a bartender, I’m a cocktail therapist!
Drinking is like chasing your tail – you never catch it, but it’s a hell of a time!
Drink till you’re charming, but stop before you’re annoying!
Tequila: liquid courage with a hint of insanity!
If life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic – have a beer instead!
Friends don’t let friends wine alone!
Here’s to nights we can’t remember with friends we’ll never forget!
I’m only 5 beers away from proving Einstein’s theory of relativity!
Wine: because no great story ever started with someone eating a kale salad!
Beer: because adulting is hard!
Life is brewtiful – drink it in!
Stay classy, sassy, and a bit smart-assy!
Whiskey: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems!
Tequila is to Mexicans what oxygen is to humans – essential!
Drink like a champ, party like a rockstar!
Champagne: because no great story ever started with someone ordering a milkshake!
Let’s beer there for each other, no matter the weather!
Vodka is just fun water!
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy – Jimmy Buffett
May your glass always be full and your heart always be happy!