Famous and Iconic Quotes from the Addams Family

I’m just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade. ? Morticia Addams

To live without you, only that would be torture. ? Gomez Addams

Normal is an illusion. What’s normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. ? Morticia Addams

We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. ? Addams Family Motto

I don’t care for how you turned out. If I did, I would have taken better care of you as a child. ? Gomez Addams

Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again! ? Morticia Addams

I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color. ? Wednesday Addams

This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac – they look just like everyone else. ? Wednesday Addams

I hate everything. ? Pugsley Addams

Brother dear. Just like you, always trying to find the bright side of a dismal failure. ? Wednesday Addams

If I wanted to kill my husband, I’d do it, and I wouldn’t get caught. ? Morticia Addams

Are they dead? Does it matter? ? Lurch

Death is just around the corner. ? The Addams Family Musical

We’re not shy. We’re contagious! ? The Addams Family.

Gomez, last night – you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. – Do it again! ? Morticia Addams

I’m not perky – Wednesday Addams.

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly – Morticia Addams.

We gladly feast on those who would subdue us – The Addams Family credo.

Be afraid… Be very afraid – Gomez Addams.

I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color – Wednesday Addams.

I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss – Gomez Addams lovingly talking about Morticia.

Life is not all lovely thorns and singing vultures, you know – Morticia Addams.

I’m just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It’s just… I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade. – Morticia Addams.

Don’t torture yourself, Gomez. That?s my job – Morticia Addams.

I?m not a psychopath, I?m a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research – Wednesday Addams.

You severely underestimate my apathy – Wednesday Addams.

We must put a stop to these shenanigans before we remember we’re adults and die of boredom – Gomez Addams.

Nothing’s what it seems, my dear boy, that’s the charm of it all – Uncle Fester.

You’re dearer to me than all the bats in all the caves in the world. – Morticia Addams to Gomez.

I don’t fit in. And I don’t want to fit in – Wednesday Addams.

I’m just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade. ? Morticia Addams

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. ? Morticia Addams

You severely underestimate my apathy. ? Wednesday Addams

Life is full of surprises. Not all of these changes might be pleasant. You need to brace yourself. ? Morticia Addams

Be afraid. Be very afraid. ? Morticia Addams

Don’t torture yourself, Gomez. That’s my job. ? Morticia Addams

I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color. ? Wednesday Addams

I hate everything. ? Pugsley Addams

As if you could kill time without injuring eternity. ? Wednesday Addams

We’re not unhappy. We’re just not like everyone else. ? Gomez Addams

Blood is thicker than water and definitely much tastier. ? Pugsley Addams

Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc: ‘We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.’ ? Addams Family Motto

To live without you, only that would be torture. ? Gomez Addams to Morticia Addams

It’s all so different, Pugsley. Suddenly, everything’s so dramatic. ? Wednesday Addams

I’m a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else. ? Wednesday Addams

Remind me to show you my collection of human skulls. ? Morticia Addams

Death is just around the corner. ? Wednesday Addams

I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss. ? Gomez Addams about Morticia