Creative and Funny Dish Towel Sayings to Brighten Your Kitchen

I’m not a regular dish towel, I’m a cool dish towel.

Whip It Good!

Chop it like it’s hot!

I’m grating and I know it!

Life is short, lick the bowl.

If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

So good, you’ll want to do the dishes.

Slice, Dice, and Everything Nice.

Eat well, laugh often, love much, do the dishes seldom.

Dish duty – Because somebody’s gotta do it.

I followed my heart, and it led me to the kitchen.

You wash, I’ll dry.

Keep calm and do the dishes.

I like big buns and I cannot lie.

My kitchen is seasoned with love… and a lot of dish soap.

Throw in the towel? Not in this kitchen!

This is how we roll.

All you need is love and a good meal to clean up after.

Dishes be gone!

Home is where the dirty dishes are.

It’s a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.

Time to dish out some kitchen karaoke!

Cooking up a storm and cleaning up an ocean.

Beat it, whisk it, clean it ? the kitchen life.

I?m one in a melon and so is this dish towel.

Keep calm and trust the dish towel.

A watched pot never boils, but a wet dish never dries.

Carpe Diem?Seize the Dish!

Today’s forecast: 100% chance of dishes.

Make every dish sparkle like your personality.

Creative and Funny Dish Towel Sayings to Brighten Your Kitchen part 2

Dishes, get out of my way. I’ve got tea to spill.

I’m in a relationship with my kitchen.

Bakers gonna bake, dishes gonna wait.

Just beat it!

I wash, therefore I am.

I’d rather be baking.

Whisk me away.

This kitchen is seasoned with love.

Home is where the food is.

I’m just a kitchenware away from perfection.

Eat well, laugh often, love lots.

This kitchen is stir-fried with love.

Live, love, cook.

Dish it up!

Wipe me baby one more time.

You bake me crazy.

Keep calm and saute on.

Stressed is desserts spelled backwards.

Life’s short, lick the spoon.

Baking is my cardio.

Life’s a kitchen, roll with it.

This kitchen is for dancing.

Eat, drink, and be messy.

Damp cloths lead to moist cakes.

Cook it and they will come.

Wipe Your Worries Away

Washing & Drying, Living & Trying

This towel has witnessed more amazing recipes than a cookbook

Life is a Kitchen, Whip up Something Great!

When in Doubt, Wipe it Out

Stress doesn’t really go with my outfit, but this dishtowel does

Cooking, Cleaning, Living, Dreaming

Seas the Day with Dish and Spray

Keep Calm and Wipe On

No Dish is too Tough For This Towel!

Dish it Out

The kitchen is the heart of the home, and this towel is the soul

If at first you don’t succeed, dry, dry again

Live, Love, Cook

Wiping away ingredients, stirring in love

Bless this Mess

This towel is part of the recipe

Life Happens, Coffee Helps, So Does This Towel

You wash, I’ll dry

Clean, Dine, and Unwind

Order Up! Dishes Clean, Life Serene

Wipe it like it’s hot

Cleanliness is next to tastiness

Fry, Bake, Wipe, Repeat

Add a little sparkle wherever you go…with this dish towel