Creative and Funny Dish Towel Sayings to Brighten Your Kitchen
I’m not a regular dish towel, I’m a cool dish towel.
Whip It Good!
Chop it like it’s hot!
I’m grating and I know it!
Life is short, lick the bowl.
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
So good, you’ll want to do the dishes.
Slice, Dice, and Everything Nice.
Eat well, laugh often, love much, do the dishes seldom.
Dish duty – Because somebody’s gotta do it.
I followed my heart, and it led me to the kitchen.
You wash, I’ll dry.
Keep calm and do the dishes.
I like big buns and I cannot lie.
My kitchen is seasoned with love… and a lot of dish soap.
Throw in the towel? Not in this kitchen!
This is how we roll.
All you need is love and a good meal to clean up after.
Dishes be gone!
Home is where the dirty dishes are.
It’s a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.
Time to dish out some kitchen karaoke!
Cooking up a storm and cleaning up an ocean.
Beat it, whisk it, clean it ? the kitchen life.
I?m one in a melon and so is this dish towel.
Keep calm and trust the dish towel.
A watched pot never boils, but a wet dish never dries.
Carpe Diem?Seize the Dish!
Today’s forecast: 100% chance of dishes.
Make every dish sparkle like your personality.
Dishes, get out of my way. I’ve got tea to spill.
I’m in a relationship with my kitchen.
Bakers gonna bake, dishes gonna wait.
Just beat it!
I wash, therefore I am.
I’d rather be baking.
Whisk me away.
This kitchen is seasoned with love.
Home is where the food is.
I’m just a kitchenware away from perfection.
Eat well, laugh often, love lots.
This kitchen is stir-fried with love.
Live, love, cook.
Dish it up!
Wipe me baby one more time.
You bake me crazy.
Keep calm and saute on.
Stressed is desserts spelled backwards.
Life’s short, lick the spoon.
Baking is my cardio.
Life’s a kitchen, roll with it.
This kitchen is for dancing.
Eat, drink, and be messy.
Damp cloths lead to moist cakes.
Cook it and they will come.
Wipe Your Worries Away
Washing & Drying, Living & Trying
This towel has witnessed more amazing recipes than a cookbook
Life is a Kitchen, Whip up Something Great!
When in Doubt, Wipe it Out
Stress doesn’t really go with my outfit, but this dishtowel does
Cooking, Cleaning, Living, Dreaming
Seas the Day with Dish and Spray
Keep Calm and Wipe On
No Dish is too Tough For This Towel!
Dish it Out
The kitchen is the heart of the home, and this towel is the soul
If at first you don’t succeed, dry, dry again
Live, Love, Cook
Wiping away ingredients, stirring in love
Bless this Mess
This towel is part of the recipe
Life Happens, Coffee Helps, So Does This Towel
You wash, I’ll dry
Clean, Dine, and Unwind
Order Up! Dishes Clean, Life Serene
Wipe it like it’s hot
Cleanliness is next to tastiness
Fry, Bake, Wipe, Repeat
Add a little sparkle wherever you go…with this dish towel