Chappelle Show Quotes – Hilarious Moments from Dave Chappelle’s Comedy Series

I’m Rick James, bitch!

I’m Gonna Make This Sticky Situation a Little Less Sticky, With My Main Man Chip.

Wrap It Up, B!

I’m Keeping It Real with The White Man!

I’m Gonna Have to Give You a Reparations Pop!

Let Me Holler at You, Playa!

I’m Rick James, Trick!

Game. Blouses.

You Got Any More of That Gum, Fresh?

I’m Gonna Eat My Dessert Before My Dinner!

Hey, Charlie Murphy! Darkness, Everybody! Darkness is Spreading!

I’m Gonna Scramble His Brains and Eat His Ass up!

I’m Rick James, Witch!

I’m Gonna Have a Black Master!

You Got Some Money, Baby?

I’m Rick James, Y’all!

Wrap It Up, Dude!

I’m Gonna Take One of These Pictures Home, Bitches!

Give Me My Fuckin’ Money!

I’m Gonna Have Fisticuffs with You!

I’m Rich, Biiitch!

I’m Gonna Show You Five Fingers!

You Know You Can Just Say No, Right?

I’m Rick James, Motherlicker!

Wrap It Up, Bitch!

I’m Gonna Have a Bathtub Full of Lemons and a Shotgun Blast, Baby!

Gimme My Money, You White Cocksucker!

I’m Gonna Write You a Check Right Now!

Charity is a Weak Bitch!

I’m Gonna Have a War with You!

Wrap It Up, Playa!

I’m Gonna Have a Love Affair with These Eggs!

I’m Rick James, Motherfucker!

I’m Taking the Brownest Shit I Can!

Take a Dildo to the Eye, Bitch!

I’m Gonna Give You a Free Crispy!

Wrap It Up, Trippin’!

I’m Gonna Have Something on the Side!

I’m Rick James, Baby!

I’m Gonna Have a Happy Ending!

Give Me My Fuckin’ Couch, Nigga!

I’m Gonna Have a Love Jones for You!

Wrap It Up, Dick!

I’m Gonna Have Some Purple Drink, Baby!

I’m Rick James, Ya Digg?

I’m Gonna Make My Movie Real Dark!

Gimme My Money, You Greedy White Devil!

I’m Gonna Give You a Monkey Ass-Kicking, Hold on a Second!

Wrap It Up, Fool!

I’m Gonna Have a Picnic on Your Ass!