Funny Texas Weather Quotes

In Texas, if you don’t like the weather, just wait five minutes.

Texas weather: It’s like a rollercoaster that never ends.

Texas weather is a master at playing mind games.

If you think you’ve seen everything, just wait for a Texas thunderstorm.

The only predictable thing about Texas weather is its unpredictability.

Texas: Where it’s hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk.

If you want to experience four seasons in one day, visit Texas.

Texas weather has a split personality: scorching hot or freezing cold.

Texas weather is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get.

Texas: where we have more weather than you can handle.

Texas weather is a constant source of conversation and complaint.

The only thing more extreme than Texas weather is Texans themselves.

In Texas, we measure the seasons in ‘hot’ and ‘less hot’.

Texas weather: It’s like Mother Nature is on a rollercoaster ride.

Texas weather is like trying to solve a puzzle with missing pieces.

If you don’t like the heat, Texas weather is not for you.

Texas weather makes us appreciate air conditioning like no one else.

In Texas, we have a saying: If you don’t like the weather, just wait a minute.

Texas weather is a never-ending source of inspiration for meteorologists.

In Texas, we have all four seasons: hot, hotter, scorching, and blazing.

Texas weather changes more frequently than a politician’s promises.

The only thing more unpredictable than Texas weather is a bull in a china shop.

In Texas, we have a special relationship with our air conditioners.

Texas weather: making small talk interesting since forever.

Don’t like the weather in Texas? Just wait for a few hours: it’ll change.

Texas weather: the perfect excuse to have multiple wardrobes.

Texas weather can turn a picnic into a pool party within seconds.

Texas weather keeps us on our toes, or maybe it’s just the cowboy boots.

In Texas, we’ve mastered the art of sweating gracefully.

If you want a challenge, try predicting Texas weather with a crystal ball.

Texas weather: where sweaters and shorts coexist in the same closet.

If you can survive a Texas summer, you can survive anything.

Texas weather is a constant reminder that we can never underestimate nature.

In Texas, we have two seasons: summer and Christmas.

Texas weather is like a game of roulette – you never know what you’re gonna get.

Texas weather is like a box of surprises, except you don’t always like what’s inside.

If you want to learn how to dress in layers, come to Texas.

Texas weather knows how to keep us on our toes and our umbrellas in hand.

In Texas, our weather app is always open because we never know what’s coming.

Texas weather: the only thing it won’t do is snow on Christmas.

In Texas, we have a saying: Don’t like the weather? Just drive a few miles.

Texas weather is a puzzle that’s missing a few pieces, but we love it anyway.

Texas weather is like a rollercoaster ride – buckle up and enjoy the ride.

In Texas, we have hurricanes and hailstorms, but we still love our state.

Texas weather is like a box of surprises – you just have to be prepared for anything.

If you want to experience all four seasons in a day, just visit Texas.

Texas weather is like a magician – now you see the sun, now you don’t.

In Texas, we have a love-hate relationship with the weather, but mostly love.

Texas weather can turn a sunny day into a stormy night in a flash.

In Texas, we say that we have two seasons: hot and hotter.